Quote: Dolly Dagger @ July 31 2009, 10:45 AM BSTThank you.
No worries. Testing warm and friendly today.
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Quote: chipolata @ July 31 2009, 10:46 AM BSTIt makes me sad inside.
Does it Chip? Does it really? 
Quote: Dolly Dagger @ July 31 2009, 10:21 AM BSTI'm tired and fed up.
What's wrong? 
Quote: Dolly Dagger @ July 31 2009, 10:55 AM BSTDoes it Chip? Does it really?
F**k off does it!
Quote: Darren Pomroy @ July 31 2009, 10:55 AM BSTWhat's wrong?
I really need a holiday.
Quote: Darren Pomroy @ July 31 2009, 10:55 AM BSTWhat's wrong?
She's tired...and fed up...
Quote: Dolly Dagger @ July 31 2009, 10:56 AM BSTI really need a holiday.
Right, and I am guessing you can't book one? Can't get the time off?
Quote: Gavin @ July 31 2009, 10:56 AM BSTShe's tired...and fed up...
No one likes a smart arse Gavin.
Quote: Darren Pomroy @ July 31 2009, 10:59 AM BSTRight, and I am guessing you can't book one? Can't get the time off?
If she's like almost every other sod in the country, she probably can't afford one.
Quote: Darren Pomroy @ July 31 2009, 10:59 AM BSTRight, and I am guessing you can't book one? Can't get the time off?
My OH is confined to a wheelchair for the next few weeks, so we can't go anywhere. And then school starts. 
Quote: Darren Pomroy @ July 31 2009, 10:59 AM BSTNo one likes a smart arse Gavin.
Warm and friendly Darren 
Quote: Dolly Dagger @ July 31 2009, 11:01 AM BSTMy OH is confined to a wheelchair for the next few weeks, so we can't go anywhere.
Why am I suddenly thinking of Whatever Happened to Baby Jane? 
Quote: chipolata @ July 31 2009, 11:03 AM BSTWhy am I suddenly thinking of Whatever Happened to Baby Jane?
More like Andy and Lou. I'm sure he's putting it on for bed baths. 
Quote: Dolly Dagger @ July 31 2009, 11:01 AM BSTMy OH is confined to a wheelchair for the next few weeks, so we can't go anywhere. And then school starts.
That is terrible. Why not bring the beach to you? Cover your living room with sand and set out a nice paddling pool? I don't know what we can do about the weather but ;Johnson's holiday skin' gives you a nice holiday colour. So I am told.
Quote: Gavin @ July 31 2009, 11:02 AM BSTWarm and friendly Darren
Quote: Darren Pomroy @ July 31 2009, 11:04 AM BSTThat is terrible. Why not bring the beach to you? Cover your living room with sand and set out a nice paddling pool? I don't know what we can do about the weather but ;Johnson's holiday skin' gives you a nice holiday colour. So I am told.
I have a bored child who is currently bringing plenty of sand and water into the living room! But's it just more bloody work for me. 