Gosh we're a mean surly bunch aren't we? Making fun of Muslims, politicians and even puppies. So let's see if we can manage a thread of jokes that are nothing but pleasant, innocent and still funny!
1 Why don't elephants forget? They can't join the Foreign Legion.
2 What's black and very hard? A crossword printed in black on black paper.
Quote: sootyj @ July 30 2009, 8:26 PM BSTGosh we're a mean surly bunch aren't we? Making fun of Muslims, politicians and even puppies. So let's see if we can manage a thread of jokes that are nothing but pleasant, innocent and still funny!
1 Why don't elephants forget? They can't join the Foreign Legion.
2 What's black and very hard? A crossword printed in black on black paper.
Love the second one
Are we staying clear of Vampire gags tonight too, or?
Unless you can think of a nice one?
Who's mischevious and bites necks? A naughty scampire.
How do you get a clown of a swing? Smash him in the face with an axe.
Nice jokes you rotters!
What do you call 40 clowns in a horrible car crash? An ambulance.
Seethat's nice, sort of.
I apologise unreservedly for the spelling of 'of'
Now I feel like a clown, It's been a long day.
Cannibal 1 I feel like a clown.
Cannibal 2 I don't they taste funny.
I went to the zoo the other day and all they had there was a dog.
Shih tzu.
I'm sorry Sir, we don't serve clowns here.
That's alright, a cannibal friend of mine said they taste like they look.
Which famous director had detachable genitals?
Alfred Hitchcock
Quote: Ed Marks @ July 30 2009, 10:49 PM BSTI'm sorry Sir, we don't serve clowns here.
That's alright, a cannibal friend of mine said they taste like they look.
Oh you two stop clowning around!!..
How do you get 50 clowns in a small car?
Put them on a diet and practise.
Quote: sootyj @ July 30 2009, 10:53 PM BSTHow do you get 50 clowns in a small car?
Put them on a diet and practise.
To get 50 in, I'd start by taking those f**king shoes off..space saver.
How do you get 51 clowns in a small car?
Smash them ALL in the face with an axe, for ages.
Quote: Ed Marks @ July 30 2009, 10:55 PM BSTHow do you get 51 clowns in a small car?
Smash them ALL in the face with an axe, for ages.
That's what I was implying but I was trying to be nice.