Quote: Scatterbrained Floozy @ July 30 2009, 7:25 PM BSTThe look on kids' faces when we blow balloons up at work.
Scared?
BANG! AAAAHHHHHHH! 
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They rarely pop, and the foils - which usually get the best reaction - never do.
Quote: Scatterbrained Floozy @ July 30 2009, 8:00 PM BSTThey rarely pop, and the foils - which usually get the best reaction - never do.
That's lucky. At VUE last week we had a little boy who wet himself during Ice Age (I think was Ice Age). So if kid's a that frail these days, a popping balloon would probably bring on a heart attack.
Oooh...Balloons for the meet-up...
Little things that make me smile:
When I rush into the bathroom in the morning before my girlfriend and cause some serious damage in there, I always walk out and say 'that would choke a baby'...enjoy'. She literally has to squint.
When I see people trip or fall (not dangerously)
For some reason I find this one of the most funniest things...
Quote: Scottidog @ July 30 2009, 9:02 PM BSTLittle things that make me smile:
When I rush into the bathroom in the morning before my girlfriend and cause some serious damage in there, I always walk out and say 'that would choke a baby'...enjoy'. She literally has to squint.
When I see people trip or fall (not dangerously)
For some reason I find this one of the most funniest things...
Stinking out the bog and watching people fall over. I'm afraid your comedic tastes are too high brow for my liking.
Quote: Renegade Carpark @ July 30 2009, 9:04 PM BSTStinking out the bog and watching people fall over. I'm afraid your comedic tastes are too high brow for my liking.
I was hoping to raise brows Renegade.
I also smile when listening to the news on the radio, when the reporter says 'A lorry has shed it's load'...that always make me giggle.
God I'm crazy- eh?
eh?
Quote: Scottidog @ July 30 2009, 9:07 PM BSTGod I'm crazy- eh?
Yes.
And stop calling me God.
I do love people falling over.
Quote: Renegade Carpark @ July 30 2009, 9:13 PM BSTYes.
And stop calling me God.
No, I see you as more of the Jesus than the God, I imagine you right now in a lovely robe, with flowing locks and a big beard typing on your laptop and listening to Genesis?
Quote: zooo @ July 30 2009, 9:15 PM BSTI do love people falling over.
You should hang out with me for the day.
Quote: Scottidog @ July 30 2009, 9:19 PM BSTNo, I see you as more of the Jesus than the God, I imagine you right now in a lovely robe, with flowing locks and a big beard typing on your laptop and listening to Genesis?
Genesis is the Devil's work sinful child. Get in the 'Carrie' Jesus closet at once and whip yourself for having a filthy menstruation.
I do need a haircut though.
Quote: zooo @ July 30 2009, 9:15 PM BSTI do love people falling over.
YES!!!
Why is it so funny, I literally belly laugh.
I remember playing my Grandad at tennis when I was 14 in Cornwall, he was 72 then, and he was actually quite good. It sort of annoyed me that an old man was beating me at a sport played by youngsters...
So I pulled a drop shot on him..
He ran to the net, tripped and went crashing through the net.
I checked that he was o.k, and then went round the corner and cried with laughter.
Quote: Renegade Carpark @ July 30 2009, 9:21 PM BSTGenesis is the Devil's work sinful child. Get in the 'Carrie' Jesus closet at once and whip yourself for having a filthy menstruation.
I do need a haircut though.
There is a delicatessen in Israel
'Cheeses' of Nazareth'.
When I was younger I used to hide in the cupboard, until one day I thought- 'ah, what am I like, why am I pretending my daddy wants to beat me'...
So, I got out and went downstairs and made myself a sandwich.
Quote: Dolly Dagger @ July 30 2009, 9:20 PM BSTYou should hang out with me for the day.
You and Ruby.
I would have a ball.
Some of my best memories are of times I saw people fall over. You cannot beat it.
Quote: Dolly Dagger @ July 30 2009, 9:20 PM BSTYou should hang out with me for the day.
And me. 