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Quote: Dolly Dagger @ July 30 2009, 4:17 PM BST

It was more of a case of not in the mood for dancing. And let's all ignore our friend's new girlfriend.

You should have told them to talk to you. That'd told 'em!

I tried to talk, but I think they were friend's of his ex. :)

Quote: Dolly Dagger @ July 30 2009, 4:24 PM BST

I tried to talk, but I think they were friend's of his ex. :)

Plus they were goths. What would they talk about that's so fascinating? Robert Smiths new hairstyle?

Quote: chipolata @ July 30 2009, 4:25 PM BST

Plus they were goths. What would they talk about that's so fascinating? Robert Smiths new hairstyle?

I was what people might call a goth. But with a tan.

To be fair, these goths are very wary off outsiders. They're like families of great apes in that respect; they worry about an outsider threatening the group. Though they tend to ward off strangers with a withering look or a doubled-edged compliment, rather than tearing them limb-from-limb. One of the ways of telling the difference between the two, of course. Goths like to sit around in groups, however, picking fleas off each other, so there's similarities and differences. I don't know whether or not apes listen to The Jesus And Mary Chain, however, perhaps there's some research to be done there. Apes don't wear "jitter juice", but they do smell. Goths mainly have Saturday jobs in bookshops, whereas apes tend not to...

Quote: Dolly Dagger @ July 30 2009, 4:28 PM BST

I was what people might call a goth. But with a tan.

You have had a strange and mystical existance.

Quote: Tim Walker @ July 30 2009, 4:30 PM BST

To be fair, these goths are very wary off outsiders. They're like families of great apes in that respect; they worry about an outsider threatening the group. Though they tend to ward off strangers with a withering look or a doubled-edged compliment, rather than tearing them limb-from-limb. One of the ways of telling the difference between the two, of course. Goths like to sit around in groups, however, picking fleas off each other, so there's similarities and differences. I don't know whether or not apes listen to The Jesus And Mary Chain, however, perhaps there's some research to be done there. Apes don't wear "jitter juice", but they do smell. Goths mainly have Saturday jobs in bookshops, whereas apes tend not to...

It's like Desmond Morris is on the site. :)

Quote: roscoff @ July 30 2009, 4:31 PM BST

You have had a strange and mystical existance.

Yeah. Or I've just always worn a lot of black and leather and eyeliner.

Quote: Dolly Dagger @ July 30 2009, 4:34 PM BST

It's like Desmond Morris is on the site. :)

Must we have another discussion on Tim Walker's hair!

Whatever happened to the Green Wing section? I only just noticed they aren't there anymore. When did that happen?

The Green Wing forum was removed in February, IIRC.

Quote: chipolata @ July 30 2009, 4:34 PM BST

Must we have another discussion on Tim Walker's hair!

Laughing out loud What's wrong with his hair?

Quote: Dolly Dagger @ July 31 2009, 11:02 AM BST

Laughing out loud What's wrong with his hair?

In his avatars it has a vaguely painted on quality.

Quote: Aaron @ July 31 2009, 10:58 AM BST

The Green Wing forum was removed in February, IIRC.

Were the threads within deleted? Ie., are there any Green Wing threads?

Threads are never deleted. They were moved to the appropriate other forums.

Quote: Aaron @ July 31 2009, 11:30 AM BST

Threads are never deleted.

Poor blackdahlia1.

Quote: chipolata @ July 31 2009, 11:33 AM BST

Poor blackdahlia1.

I was thinking of creating a thread about "Places you went as a kid" but there are threads very much like that already so I thought I'd post my thought here.

Places I used to go as a kid:
*Frontierland, Morecambe (Sadly closed now; 10 acres of rubble)
*Blackpool (so much so that my family moved here five years ago)
*Margate (great place until it became a ghost town)
*School (well not a favourite place but somewhere I went as a kid)

Your turn?

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