Best - Come to America with me for a week. Yay!
Worst - Screen 2. Need's a clean. Boo!
What about you? 
Worst/Best thing you have ever been told to do...
Best - Robert D's gone to America for the week!
Worst - Robert D's back from America.
Quote: Renegade Carpark @ July 30 2009, 3:48 PM BSTBest - Robert D's gone to America for the week!
Worst - Robert D's back from America.
Might same myself some time by not going on this website!
Quote: Robert D @ July 30 2009, 3:49 PM BST
Going to America!
American with your family. Good while not being good. I might find Loz has burnt the flat down by the time I've returned. 
Best thing- 'You just sit there on the end of the bed while us girls enjoy ourselves and when you're ready join in'.
Worst thing- Clean out a tank full of crude oil.
I don't think anyone has told me to do anything ever.
Quote: roscoff @ July 30 2009, 3:53 PM BSTBest thing- 'You just sit there on the end of the bed while us girls enjoy ourselves and when you're ready join in'.
Worst thing- Clean out a tank full of crude oil.
So your best and worst thing is watching a porn DVD whilst working in Texaco?
Quote: Dolly Dagger @ July 30 2009, 3:54 PM BSTI don't think anyone has told me to do anything ever.
That there is your problem, Miss Dagger. A lack of humility. 
Quote: Dolly Dagger @ July 30 2009, 3:54 PM BSTI don't think anyone has told me to do anything ever.
Lines up to be the first -
Shut it!
(Apologies Dolly, but you can't give us quality ammunition like that).
I dare you to do it in real life.
Don't most people ask rather than tell people to do stuff? "could you file these reports for me please?", etc.
Quote: Dolly Dagger @ July 30 2009, 3:58 PM BSTI dare you to do it in real life.
No way Jose, I'm a much nicer person in real life.
Quote: Dolly Dagger @ July 30 2009, 3:58 PM BSTI dare you to do it in real life.
Don't most people ask rather than tell people to do stuff? "could you file these reports for me please?", etc.
Well if I told you to take the thousand pounds I was offering would that soften the blow?
Quote: Dolly Dagger @ July 30 2009, 3:58 PM BSTI dare you to do it in real life.
I will have finished my correspondence course, 'How To Hypnotise Women Avoiding Legal Ramifications', by the time of the BCG meet-up.
Quote: Dolly Dagger @ July 30 2009, 3:58 PM BSTI dare you to do it in real life.
Don't most people ask rather than tell people to do stuff? "could you file these reports for me please?", etc.
But if you work for that person they're essentially telling you to file the reports. You wouldn't last long if you said, "File the f**kers yourself, f**ker!"
Quote: Tim Walker @ July 30 2009, 4:02 PM BSTI will have finished my correspondence course, 'How To Hypnotise Women Avoiding Legal Ramifications', by the time of the BCG meet-up.
I imagine Chip to be on that course or taking it.
Quote: chipolata @ July 30 2009, 4:02 PM BSTYou wouldn't last long if you said, "File the f**kers yourself, f**ker!"
You see, that's why I'm at home right now.
Quote: Tim Walker @ July 30 2009, 4:02 PM BSTI will have finished my correspondence course, 'How To Hypnotise Women Avoiding Legal Ramifications', by the time of the BCG meet-up.
Alcohol has the same effect.