Quote: chipolata @ July 30 2009, 2:27 PM BSTIt's getting quite saucy, with talk of feeling bums and leaky periods, but I can't type fast enough to relay it all to you!
Well f**king try, I'm losing it!
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Quote: john lucas 101 @ July 30 2009, 2:28 PM BSTWell f**king try, I'm losing it!
"Underwear covered in blood in the toilets! She denied it was hers but her name was sewn into them!"
That's all you're getting!
Quote: chipolata @ July 30 2009, 2:29 PM BST"Underwear covered in blood in the toilets! She denied it was hers but her name was sewn into them!"
Ah, so you do work in a primary school, Chip!
Quote: Tim Walker @ July 30 2009, 2:32 PM BSTAh, so you do work in a primary school, Chip!
But no.
Aaron is excited. In a non-sexual manner.
Quote: Aaron @ July 30 2009, 2:59 PM BSTAaron is excited. In a non-sexual manner.
*ponders how to explain this concept to Leevil*
What's excited you, Aaron? 
A brand new sandwich of the highest quality constituent ingredients?
Quote: Tim Walker @ July 30 2009, 3:00 PM BSTWhat's excited you, Aaron?
Amazon have dispatched my stupidly expensive phone, I'm working on the board (yes, sadly, coding does actually excite me), and I've just arranged a great Monday - although I won't go into that here.
Quote: Aaron @ July 30 2009, 3:02 PM BSTA brand new sandwich of the highest quality constituent ingredients?
His first instinct would still be to f**k it.
Quote: Aaron @ July 30 2009, 3:02 PM BSTAmazon have dispatched my stupidly expensive phone, I'm working on the board (yes, sadly, coding does actually excite me), and I've just arranged a great Monday - although I won't go into that here.
Lovely!
Quote: Tim Walker @ July 30 2009, 3:04 PM BSTHis first instinct would still be to f**k it.
(He prefers to call it 'squelchies'.)
Quote: Aaron @ July 30 2009, 2:59 PM BSTAaron is excited. In a non-sexual manner.
Quote: Tim Walker @ July 30 2009, 3:00 PM BST*ponders how to explain this concept to Leevil*
Chipolata's just been shouted at for playing music to loud. "You can hear it downstairs in reception!" Bloody squares!
Quote: chipolata @ July 30 2009, 3:16 PM BSTChipolata's just been shouted at for playing music to loud. "You can hear it downstairs in reception!" Bloody squares!
What they doing that's so special in reception?
Quote: Gavin @ July 30 2009, 3:24 PM BSTWhat they doing that's so special in reception?
Recieving people.
Quote: chipolata @ July 30 2009, 3:29 PM BSTRecieving people.
Receiving important people? in the VIP area?
Quote: Gavin @ July 30 2009, 3:24 PM BSTWhat they doing that's so special in reception?
Their helping the police look for a missing work experience girl.