British Comedy Guide

When tonight is over... Page 5

Quote: catskillz @ July 28 2009, 11:56 PM BST

I think the two most unfashionable boys names nowadays are Barry and Gary. There are a lot of blokes in their 50s, 40s and 30s with those names, but hardly any younger lads.

Archibald and Echibod have taken a nosedive, along with Beryl and Fanny. (Oh and Moon Unit).

Quote: Renegade Carpark @ July 29 2009, 12:04 AM BST

Archibald and Echibod have taken a nosedive, along with Beryl and Fanny. (Oh and Moon Unit).

Nah. I know all four. Whistling nnocently

If like me, you grew up in the '80s, you'll remember how weird it seemed when you first heard that Charles and Diana were naming their second kid Harry. Back then, only old men had the name.

Quote: catskillz @ July 29 2009, 12:44 AM BST

If like me, you grew up in the '80s, you'll remember how weird it seemed when you first heard that Charles and Diana were naming their second kid Harry. Back then, only old men had the name.

I'm too young for that.

*Rubs it in*

Quote: catskillz @ July 29 2009, 12:44 AM BST

If like me, you grew up in the '80s, you'll remember how weird it seemed when you first heard that Charles and Diana were naming their second kid Harry. Back then, only old men had the name.

Well techincally, according to Aaron's Big Book of Royalty (next to his Big Book of Queens), Harry is a nickname, Henry is his real name.

Still an old man's name though. They should have called him River Petal.

ONE MORE NIGHT TO GO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Last night tonight. Go to go and get ready in a moment. David's added an extra scene for tonight. Don't even know what it is yet. I'll be amazed if I don't mess up.

And did you mess it up, or were you knee-deep in clunge?

Nope. All went well. Thank God.

Quote: Aaron @ July 30 2009, 11:52 AM BST

And did you mess it up, or were you knee-deep in clunge?

The main advantage of acting is that it's a great way of luring in the quim. Ditto stand-up. Ditto being a fireman. Ditto being a pimp.

Quote: Robert D @ July 29 2009, 5:45 PM BST

Last night tonight. Go to go and get ready in a moment. David's added an extra scene for tonight. Don't even know what it is yet. I'll be amazed if I don't mess up.

Who is David ?

Quote: Tim Walker @ July 30 2009, 1:55 PM BST

The main advantage of acting is that it's a great way of luring in the quim. Ditto stand-up. Ditto being a fireman. Ditto being a pimp.

And who the hell is Ditto ?
Huh?

Quote: Fred Sunshine @ July 30 2009, 1:58 PM BST

And who the hell is Ditto ?
Huh?

Beth. She's been on a number of magazine covers in the nuddy.

Quote: Tim Walker @ July 30 2009, 1:55 PM BST

The main advantage of acting is that it's a great way of luring in the quim. Ditto stand-up. Ditto being a fireman. Ditto being a pimp.

As a billionairre, stunt pilot, astronaut detective, vetrinarian and male model, I found your remarks to be quite sexist. I didn't spend 4 years at astronaut detective school to lure in the quim, I did it so I could fulfil my life long ambition of solving murders in space.

Kindly retract your statement.

Quote: chipolata @ July 30 2009, 2:43 PM BST

Beth. She's been on a number of magazine covers in the nuddy.

Pig Farmers Weekly?

Quote: chipolata @ July 30 2009, 2:43 PM BST

Beth. She's been on a number of magazine covers in the nuddy.

:D :D

Oh yes
She does look like a cross between a Pimp & a Firetruck

Quote: Renegade Carpark @ July 30 2009, 2:44 PM BST

Kindly retract your statement.

I suspect your motives. I only became a doctor because I heard it was a good way to get some. Then I had the misfortune to qualify the year New Labour came to power. Their NHS reforms really buggered-up the fanny supply for medical men.

Share this page