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Quote: Aaron @ July 30 2009, 9:52 AM BST

Lack of good carnivorous nutrients will do that to you.

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In my defence. The food I eat probably contains more/or as much carnivorous nutrients than actual carnivorous nutrients products themselves.

For example; the vitamin B12 is something a veggie would normally be lacking in. But now they add it to most veggie products. Unnatural!! I don't hear you cry. Because most farmed animals are so lacking in their own proteins/nutrients/whatever when their alive, they have to be "added" to the animal or meat anyway at some point artificially.

Quote: Leevil @ July 30 2009, 1:17 PM BST

In my defence. The food I eat probably contains more/or as much carnivorous nutrients than actual carnivorous nutrients products themselves.

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Bollocks it does.

Quote: Gavin @ July 30 2009, 2:04 PM BST

Bollocks it does.

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Well, no. It doesn't contain bollocks. Ah, I do miss hot dogs...

Quote: Leevil @ July 30 2009, 2:07 PM BST

Well, no. It doesn't contain bollocks. Ah, I do miss hot dogs...

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Bacon, bacon, bacon!!

"Wah-waa Wa-Wah-waa-waa! Wah-waaa! Baaa-connnnn! Woo-waah-wooh-waa!"

Quote: Tim Walker @ July 30 2009, 2:09 PM BST

Bacon, bacon, bacon!!

"Wah-waa Wa-Wah-waa-waa! Wah-waaa! Baaa-connnnn! Woo-waah-wooh-waa!"

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I'm not coming to the meat if you're going to make that noise

You've shown a weakness, Lee! I think I may come dressed as Linux Linus as well!

1) How's Your Father? was an ITV series, so the BBC wouldn't be sending me scripts of it.
2) I've got them because my good friend Susan Nickson offered them to me.

And before anyone asks, no, there are no Two Pints scripts. What there is are Blackadder, Fawlty Towers, Citizen Smith, etc.

I assumed the BBC were sending you writersroom comedy scripts to burn in one of your weird midnight orgiastic rituals.

Quote: Tim Walker @ July 30 2009, 2:19 PM BST

I assumed the BBC were sending you writersroom comedy scripts to burn in one of your weird midnight orgiastic rituals.

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It's about all they're good for.

In the office just somebody said, "She was spreading rumours about a girl liking to be fingered!"

Quote: Aaron @ July 30 2009, 2:21 PM BST

It's about all they're good for.

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Get you! Do you invite your mate Susan over and... [redacted, redacted, redacted, redacted, redacted, redacted, redacted, redacted, redacted, redacted, redacted, redacted, redacted, redacted]... until the script pages disintegrate due to the combined effects of blood and other fluids?

Quote: chipolata @ July 30 2009, 2:24 PM BST

In the office just somebody said, "She was spreading rumours about a girl liking to be fingered!"

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Go on, Chip, find, boy, find!

Quote: john lucas 101 @ July 30 2009, 2:26 PM BST

Go on, Chip, find, boy, find!

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It's getting quite saucy, with talk of feeling bums and leaky periods, but I can't type fast enough to relay it all to you!

Quote: Tim Walker @ July 30 2009, 2:24 PM BST

Get you! Do you invite your mate Susan over and... redacted, redacted, redacted, redacted, redacted, redacted, redacted, redacted, redacted, redacted, redacted, redacted, redacted, redacted... until the script pages disintegrate due to the combined effects of blood and other fluids?

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No.

Quote: chipolata @ July 30 2009, 2:27 PM BST

It's getting quite saucy, with talk of feeling bums and leaky periods, but I can't type fast enough to relay it all to you and masturbate angrily under my desk!

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