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I don't know? I don't understand Linux Teary

*Hugs Mac*

Quote: Leevil @ July 30 2009, 1:27 AM BST

I don't know? I don't understand Linux

I did like him with his blanket in Peanuts. It was Charlie Brown's teacher I could never understand.

They scared me. Teary

"Wha-wha-wha-wha-wha-wha!!" Teary

I'm really off to bed now. Will probably have nightmares though. :(

"Wah-waa-waa-wah-waa... Waa-wah... Wah-wah-waaa!" Wave

Quote: Tim Walker @ July 30 2009, 1:18 AM BST

Just got an email from Apple asking me if I want to buy a MacBook Pro?

I got that too.

Quote: Nil Putters @ July 30 2009, 9:12 AM BST

I got that too.

I get them through work, fortunatly they go straight to my Junk folder :D

Quote: Leevil @ July 30 2009, 1:36 AM BST

I'm really off to bed now. Will probably have nightmares though. :(

Lack of good carnivorous nutrients will do that to you.

Chipolata didn't bring his sunglasses today because he thought it would rain, like yesterday. It's hazy sunshine instead. >_<

Quote: chipolata @ July 30 2009, 10:00 AM BST

Chipolata didn't bring his sunglasses today because he thought it would rain, like yesterday. It's hazy sunshine instead. >_<

Good morning, sir. Can I get you anything? Tea, coffee, gimp mask?

Quote: john lucas 101 @ July 30 2009, 10:01 AM BST

Good morning, sir. Can I get you anything? Tea, coffee, gimp mask?

Tea, two sugars, milk. And less of the insolence or you'll feel the back of my smooth never-done-a-decent-days-work-in-its-life middle-class hand!

Quote: chipolata @ July 30 2009, 10:03 AM BST

Tea, two sugars, milk. And less of the insolence or you'll feel the back of my smooth never-done-a-decent-days-work-in-its-life middle-class hand!

Righto, guv'nor! Let us know when you need a piss, I'll bring the lady in.

Quote: Tim Walker @ July 30 2009, 12:19 AM BST

If anyone's wondering where everyone who's online is at the moment, we're all getting very excited over in 'Critique'! (Which is probably the first and only time that claim will ever be made.)

All thrilling stuff!

Darren is banging his head against a brick wall.

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