British Comedy Guide

Books you read as a child... Page 9

Quote: Tim Walker @ July 30 2009, 1:08 AM BST

Oh. Well, can't be up to much then. Otherwise he would have mentioned it more, I guess?

I think it was called 'Hard Evidence', the third in the John Woo trilogy after 'Hard Boiled' and 'Hard Target'.

Apparently it's available in the Amazon, so it must have been translated into Portugese. So that's an achievement.

Quote: Renegade Carpark @ July 30 2009, 1:16 AM BST

I think it was called 'Hard Evidence'

Sounds sexy! Especially the emphasis on the Hard! I'm hard just thinking about it. And don't get me started on the evidence. Lovey

Someone missed their midnight wank tonight, did they?

Quote: Tim Walker @ July 30 2009, 1:24 AM BST

Someone missed their midnight wank tonight, did they?

I did wait for you. :(

Just as all roads lead to Rome, all BCG threads lead to Leevil having a big gay knuckle shuffle.

So much for fond memories of childhood innocence and imagination. It's monkey spank time!

Enid Blyton.

That'll get Leevil going!

Did I lower the tone?

Not at all, ex-fiancee. Unimpressed

Quote: Tim Walker @ July 30 2009, 1:35 AM BST

Not at all, ex-fiancee. Unimpressed

We can still be friends, can't we? Teary

S'pose so...

Quote: Linda La Hughes @ July 30 2009, 1:38 AM BST

We can still be friends, can't we? Teary

Can I be Phoebe?

Quote: Renegade Carpark @ July 30 2009, 1:40 AM BST

Can I be Phoebe?

As long as I can be her twin sister, the one who does porn.

Quote: Tim Walker @ July 30 2009, 1:39 AM BST

S'pose so...

That's the spirit!
:)

Quote: Tim Walker @ July 30 2009, 1:42 AM BST

As long as I can be her twin sister, the one who does porn.

Ursula!

*runs away ashamed that he has that piece of knowledge floating around in his brain*

*then runs to the toilet imagining a sweaty twin-cest romp featuring Phoebe and Ursula*

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