I will! 
I will? 
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Quote: AndreaLynne @ July 29 2009, 11:25 PM BSTWell, sad to say that my laptop, Old Bessie, finally went to the happy hunting ground in the sky. So, I will not be on as much, as I have to use my son's computer and trying to get a time when he isn't on is near impossible. So, I'll miss you all terribly and hopefully I'll still be here from time to time.
Tim, keep an eye on Robert, you know how he gets...
Booo.
Get a new laptop! Or steal your son's.
In fact, you probably paid for it, it's yours!
Quote: Tim Walker @ July 29 2009, 11:32 PM BSTI will!
I will?
If anyone's wondering where everyone who's online is at the moment, we're all getting very excited over in 'Critique'! (Which is probably the first and only time that claim will ever be made.)
Quote: AndreaLynne @ July 29 2009, 11:25 PM BSTWell, sad to say that my laptop, Old Bessie, finally went to the happy hunting ground in the sky. So, I will not be on as much, as I have to use my son's computer and trying to get a time when he isn't on is near impossible. So, I'll miss you all terribly and hopefully I'll still be here from time to time.
Tim, keep an eye on Robert, you know how he gets...
Oh, no! My midnight mistress!
No, Lee, you heard the lady, Robert's mine.
Are you two gonna do a The Girl Is Mine duet? Who's Michael?
No one puts baby in the corner
Except when Baby's been bad and needs a time out.
Just got an email from Apple asking me if I want to buy a MacBook Pro? What? Do I look like that much of a c**t?
Quote: Tim Walker @ July 30 2009, 1:18 AM BSTJust got an email from Apple asking me if I want to buy a MacBook Pro? What? Do I look like that much of a c**t?
Quote: Tim Walker @ July 30 2009, 1:18 AM BSTJust got an email from Apple asking me if I want to buy a MacBook Pro? What? Do I look like that much of a c**t?
This c**t will take one.
Quote: Leevil @ July 30 2009, 1:19 AM BST
You can talk, Apple Boy! 
Quote: Curt @ July 30 2009, 1:20 AM BSTThis c**t will take one.
I'm coming alive to the possibility that Steve Jobs isn't personally targetting me as a customer anymore.
Quote: Tim Walker @ July 30 2009, 1:22 AM BSTYou can talk, Apple Boy!
I'd be quite happy to be an Apple boy and at this very moment, I am a worm - chewing on an Apple. But I actually own a crappy Linux and you are not compatible with me so 
Quote: Leevil @ July 30 2009, 1:24 AM BSTI'd be quite happy to be an Apple boy and at this very moment, I am a worm - chewing on an Apple. But I actually own a crappy Linux and you are not compatible with me so
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Are you coming on to me?