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Curry, well, I guess that's one good thing that was introduced

Quote: Griff @ July 30 2009, 12:03 AM BST

Whenever I do a curry coloured menace it usually wakes everyone up.

I wondered what that smell was. And why my eyebrows had melted off. Sick

This thread could have been so interesting.

Quote: Kevin Murphy @ July 30 2009, 12:05 AM BST

This thread could have been so interesting.

Fart joke snob.

Quote: bushbaby @ July 30 2009, 12:01 AM BST

It's woken everybody up

To be honest, I think you confuse tolerance and respect for law-abiding and moderate Muslims with complacency about extremism, or fundamental cultural changes which could result with a rise in extremism. You base your arugments about what (you worry) could happen here, with increasing numbers of Muslims, on your perception of Muslims who live in non-democratic countries. There are millions upon millions of Muslims living peacefully within nice liberal secular countries, who themselves have no desire for an Islamic state/world government.

Quote: Lee Henman @ July 30 2009, 12:05 AM BST

Fart joke snob.

Que?

I just wanted an excuse to stick it to the f**king Muslims and the f**king Christians and the f**king Jews.

Quote: Griff @ July 29 2009, 11:53 PM BST

I already summarised it for you Marc.

As I feared. Good luck everyone else. Prejudice of any form and art can't co-exist. Pay your money take your seat.

Quote: Tim Walker @ July 30 2009, 12:06 AM BST

To be honest, I think you confuse tolerance and respect for law-abiding and moderate Muslims with complacency about extremism and fundamental cultural changes which could result with a rise in extremism. You base your arugments for what you worry could happen here with increasing numbers of Muslims, on your perception of Muslims who live in non-democratic countries. There are millions upon millions of Muslims living peacefully within nice liberal secular countries, who themselves have no desire for an Islamic state/world government.

And I tell you what, they're shit-hot at badminton.

Quote: Kevin Murphy @ July 30 2009, 12:07 AM BST

Que?

I just wanted an excuse to stick it to the f**king Muslims and the f**king Christians and the f**king Jews.

F**king Hell!

Quote: Tim Walker @ July 30 2009, 12:06 AM BST

To be honest, I think you confuse tolerance and respect for law-abiding and moderate Muslims with complacency about extremism, or fundamental cultural changes which could result with a rise in extremism. You base your arugments about what (you worry) could happen here, with increasing numbers of Muslims, on your perception of Muslims who live in non-democratic countries. There are millions upon millions of Muslims living peacefully within nice liberal secular countries, who themselves have no desire for an Islamic state/world government.

Well said.

Quote: Griff @ July 30 2009, 12:08 AM BST

And I tell you what, they're shit-hot at badminton.

Griff, you need to stop being quick-witted now. It's making the rest of us feel inadequate.

Quote: bushbaby @ July 30 2009, 12:01 AM BST

It's woken everybody up

I prefer my alarm clock.

Quote: Tim Walker @ July 30 2009, 12:06 AM BST

To be honest, I think you confuse tolerance and respect for law-abiding and moderate Muslims with complacency about extremism and fundamental cultural changes which could result with a rise in extremism. You base your arugments for what you worry could happen here with increasing numbers of Muslims, on your perception of Muslims who live in non-democratic countries. There are millions upon millions of Muslims living peacefully within nice liberal secular countries, who themselves have no desire for an Islamic state/world government.

I too thought like that a couple of years back until I joined ummah.com. I was truly going to revert and went to that forum for advice/guidance. Then I read the bulk of their posts, not one will stick up for the kuffir [non-muslim] they do truly hate us and not only want the world to be Islam, they are intent on making it so even if that takes centuries. They will eventually outnumber us, maybe not in our lifetime but it will come and our great grandchildren will bear the brunt. They are NOT loyal to Britain, their religion comes first, so they don't bother where they live, they constantly knock the west and any that appear to be integrated are in fact two faced, they say that themselves on ummah

So, anyway, these two decadent kuffirs go into a brothel...

when I put the joke on here, I truly viewed it as that... ajoke and did not envisage such a response. One does truly learn something every day

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