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Quote: bushbaby @ July 29 2009, 11:44 PM BST

british sticking up for muslims

So there are no such people as 'British muslims' then?

Quote: Tim Walker @ July 29 2009, 11:47 PM BST

By Sharia Law Hale & Pace to be renamed Halal & Pace before being stoned to death.

It Ain't Half Hot, Imam!

Any more for any more? I might actually send that in to Kev F's Sitcom Trials.

I'm not going to read any of this thread.

Quote: sootyj @ July 29 2009, 11:48 PM BST

According to the Times it's 2.400.000 so we were both wrong.

you've not counted the 2 million illegals that cram in daily on trucks

I already summarised it for you Marc.

Quote: Griff @ July 29 2009, 10:07 PM BST
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Quote: Tim Walker @ July 29 2009, 11:51 PM BST

So there are no such people as 'British muslims' then?

read Ummah, they don't care what land they live on, they are only concerned about their brothers....except when it come to Palestine, of course

Comedy, guys.

Comedy.

The forums at ummah.com appear to be filled with absolute tossers.

All ripe for plucking. Twats needing satirising.

As a research source for religion-based comedy, I've found nothing finer. Apart from the Christians.

It's a gimme. Slam dunk.

I'll race you.

Quote: bushbaby @ July 29 2009, 11:52 PM BST

you've not counted the 2 million illegals that cram in daily on trucks

Hee, you're probably not even exaggerating for comedic effect.

Crikey.

Quote: bushbaby @ July 29 2009, 11:52 PM BST

you've not counted the 2 million illegals that cram in daily on trucks

Dirty bastards.

Quote: Marc P @ July 29 2009, 11:52 PM BST

I'm not going to read any of this thread.

You lucky bugger.

Quote: bushbaby @ July 29 2009, 9:42 PM BST

nothing to do with a mullah recently saying it was the duty of all muslims to claim benefits, of course

Gotcha! I knew it was you who brought Muslims into the discussion. You can't keep away from them.

And all the illegal immigrants are Muslims?

Quote: zooo @ July 29 2009, 11:54 PM BST

Hee, you're probably not even exaggerating for comedic effect.

Crikey.

zooo you're the only one that's got my humour, goodness gracious

Quote: bushbaby @ July 29 2009, 9:42 PM BST

nothing to do with a mullah recently saying it was the duty of all muslims to claim benefits, of course

Bushbaby, having looked through this thread from the start, I'm afraid you were the first person to turn the "debate" from the subject of immigrants to muslims, in the quoted post above. No-one had mentioned them before this.

EDIT: sootyj beat me to it!

Quote: bushbaby @ July 29 2009, 11:56 PM BST

zooo you're the only one that's got my humour, goodness gracious

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Quote: Tim Walker @ July 29 2009, 11:57 PM BST

Bushbaby, having looked through this thread from the start, I'm afraid you were the first person to turn the "debate" from the subject of immigrants to muslims, in the quoted post above. No-one had mentioned them before this.

ok agreed, when do you want to hang me?

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