Quote: Scottidog @ July 29 2009, 10:43 PM BST
Because I'm there.
nice pants..
Ha! Not wearing any pants! 
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Quote: Griff @ July 29 2009, 10:42 PM BSTWe should totally storm it. 100s of us going on there posting shit jokes and sketches.
Aah I have already didn't you see Moqtada bin Sootyj?
My first sketch was.
What's black and white and red all over?
Jihad!
OK, seriously, it is ace. They have a thread on there about seeing genies.
http://www.ummah.com/forum/showthread.php?t=223037
I would be grateful for your help, please, brothers and sisters.
An Imam (not all) can see or detect a Jinn on a person, or the effects of Jinn on a person - whether 'possessed' or otherwise - and can suggest some dua etc to help rid of the Jinn.
This is something I was told by my family member - and had never heard it before, and wanted some help to dig out the source.
This family member wants to invite an Imam to meet us all so we can be told whether we have a 'Jinn-problem'. If there are effects of Jinn on any of us, most likely the Imam will advise us which dua/supplication to read upon a jug of water which has to be drunk within a day or week, or whatever.
Anyone heard about this, can you give me some more information?
Quote: Tim Walker @ July 29 2009, 10:43 PM BSTWell if he'd only stop being so f**king sexy...
Satan must always have the horn
Quote: bushbaby @ July 29 2009, 10:43 PM BSTas long as it's white that's taken the piss of, eh?
Now you're getting the hang of it! 
Quote: bushbaby @ July 29 2009, 10:43 PM BSTas long as it's white that's taken the piss of, eh?
For a frequent poster on comedy forums I am surprised about how the most basic principles elude you.
It's a double racist joke because it places implication on both groups.
But unlike your's its actually clever and funny. You can get away with pretty much anything that's funny.
Blimey, I like a lot of Christian-blasphemous comedy, and it all seemed so easy, but I had no idea Islam was so ripe.
Until I read ummah.com. It's fantastic! Some of these guys are totally mental. Check it out, boys and girls, there's so much stuff to parody.
I can see the headlines now. Writer of harmless sitcom Jinn and Tonic was forced to apologise today etc.
Quote: Griff @ July 29 2009, 10:44 PM BSTOK, seriously, it is ace. They have a thread on there about seeing genies.
http://www.ummah.com/forum/showthread.php?t=223037
I would be grateful for your help, please, brothers and sisters.
An Imam (not all) can see or detect a Jinn on a person, or the effects of Jinn on a person - whether 'possessed' or otherwise - and can suggest some dua etc to help rid of the Jinn.
This is something I was told by my family member - and had never heard it before, and wanted some help to dig out the source.
This family member wants to invite an Imam to meet us all so we can be told whether we have a 'Jinn-problem'. If there are effects of Jinn on any of us, most likely the Imam will advise us which dua/supplication to read upon a jug of water which has to be drunk within a day or week, or whatever.
Anyone heard about this, can you give me some more information?
worse than that there's thread whereby they say a friends child a toddler keeps being thrown against a wall and bruises all over her caused by a jinn [poltegeist] child abuse or what???
Another worrying thing is, they will NOT go to our police for any crime because its against Islam and their brothers, even if they know someone is having sex with a child or abusing it, it goes against their rules to report it to a Kuffir [that's a non muslim...i.e police too] they won't report anything criminal that thier brothers and sisters are doing!
Oi, that genie was acquitted in one of those big new courts.
Quote: Griff @ July 29 2009, 10:44 PM BST
This family member wants to invite an Imam to meet us all so we can be told whether we have a 'Jinn-problem'.
What he needs is a tonic. *Reads Griff's joke and slaps himself in head.*
Wasn't he a copper in the 70s and 80s? Bloody coppers all masons etc etc.
Quote: Griff @ July 29 2009, 10:55 PM BSTI can see the headlines now. Writer of harmless sitcom Jinn and Tonic was forced to apologise today etc.
Weren't they working on a version with Snoop Doggy Dogg?
Jinn and Chronic.
Quote: Griff @ July 29 2009, 10:44 PM BSTOK, seriously, it is ace. They have a thread on there about seeing genies.
http://www.ummah.com/forum/showthread.php?t=223037
I would be grateful for your help, please, brothers and sisters.
An Imam (not all) can see or detect a Jinn on a person, or the effects of Jinn on a person - whether 'possessed' or otherwise - and can suggest some dua etc to help rid of the Jinn.
This is something I was told by my family member - and had never heard it before, and wanted some help to dig out the source.
This family member wants to invite an Imam to meet us all so we can be told whether we have a 'Jinn-problem'. If there are effects of Jinn on any of us, most likely the Imam will advise us which dua/supplication to read upon a jug of water which has to be drunk within a day or week, or whatever.
Anyone heard about this, can you give me some more information?
Click "next thread" and it's all about what they are eating or drinking!... Imagine having a thread just for that!?
Oh.
Quote: Griff @ July 29 2009, 10:57 PM BSTOi, that genie was acquitted in one of those big new courts.
I wouldn't mess with him. He's one of those proper Muslim evil genies. Seriously, he's scary. 
Quote: bushbaby @ July 29 2009, 10:56 PM BSTworse than that there's thread whereby they say a friends child a toddler keeps being thrown against a wall and bruises all over her caused by a jinn (poltegeist) child abuse or what???
Another worrying thing is, they will NOT go to our police for any crime because its against Islam and their brothers, even if they know someone is having sex with a child or abusing it, it goes against their rules to report it to a Kuffir (that's a non muslim...i.e police too) they won't report anything criminal that thier brothers and sisters are doing!
Bloody hell we've converged on a point-singularity of Islam and paedos in a single post. I think Aaron's server might explode.
Quote: Tim Walker @ July 29 2009, 11:01 PM BST
Click "next thread" and it's all about what they are eating or drinking!... Imagine having a thread just for that!?
Oh.
I wouldn't mess with him. He's one of those proper Muslim evil genies. Seriously, he's scary.
you have to register to read the unbelivable 'current affairs' forum, it's unbelievable what they say about 'us' and our troops