Quote: Timbo @ July 29 2009, 10:22 PM BSTBushbaby is a superbly subversive comic creation; by carrying the argument to the point of absurdity she cunningly undermines any validity and forces those who might otherwise be sympathetic into the diametrically opposing camp. Al Quaeda she put her on a retainer.
Yes, yes, very funny.
Why can't Stephen Hawking dance?
Because he's white.
Quote: Mike T @ July 29 2009, 10:24 PM BSTwhy can't stephen hawking dance?
because hes white
Thats horrible.
Apparently he went on a first date last week, it didn't go very well...she stood him up.
I hear they're already planning to re-make Mind Your Language with the character Ali ("You're early!" "No. I am Ali!") as the teacher instead of the pupil, indoctrinating the students into believing that there should be no seperation between religion and state.
Quote: Mike T @ July 29 2009, 10:24 PM BSTWhy can't Stephen Hawking dance?
Because he's white.
Next you'll be telling us he can't jump either.
Quote: Tim Walker @ July 29 2009, 10:26 PM BSTI hear they're already planning to re-make Mind Your Language with the character Ali ("You're early!" "No. I am Ali!") as the teacher instead of the pupil, indoctrinating the students into believing that there should be no seperation between religion and state.
I may have seen that one; is there a teddy bear called Mohammed in it?
Quote: bushbaby @ July 29 2009, 10:22 PM BSTyes, I clicked the 'quote' instead of the 'edit'
Quote: bushbaby @ July 29 2009, 10:22 PM BSTyes, I clicked the 'quote' instead of the 'edit'
Oh, right-o! 
Quote: Tim Walker @ July 29 2009, 10:36 PM BSTOh, right-o!
Oh, right-o!
Tim, just check there is nobody hiding behind thoses blinds behind you, will you.
Just check, just check...
Quote: Mike T @ July 29 2009, 10:24 PM BSTWhy can't Stephen Hawking dance?
Because he's white.
That's racist and funny.
I just joined ummah.com on the recommendation of the OP. It's hilarious! You should all check it out. Big fun!
Quote: Scottidog @ July 29 2009, 10:38 PM BSTTim, just check there is nobody hiding behind thoses blinds behind you, will you.
Just check, just check...
How did you know I was sitting in front of some blinds?
EDIT: Oh... my avatar.
EDIT 2: Just because they're some in my avatar, doesn't mean that I'm sitting in front of them now.
EDIT 3: I am actually. I shall go and check...
Quote: Kevin Murphy @ July 29 2009, 10:40 PM BSTI just joined ummah.com on the recommendation of the OP. It's hilarious! You should all check it out. Big fun!
We should totally storm it. 100s of us going on there posting shit jokes and sketches.
Plus widespread use of the never-gets-old
Quote: Kevin Murphy @ July 29 2009, 10:40 PM BSTI just joined ummah.com on the recommendation of the OP. It's hilarious! You should all check it out. Big fun!
Have you read the section on how to stop Satan making you masturbate?
Quote: Tim Walker @ July 29 2009, 10:40 PM BST
How did you know I was sitting in front of some blinds?
EDIT: Oh... my avatar.
EDIT 2: Just because they're some in my avatar, doesn't mean that I'm sitting in front of them now.
EDIT 3: I am actually. I shall go and check...
Because I'm there.
nice pants.. 
Quote: sootyj @ July 29 2009, 10:42 PM BSTHave you read the section on how to stop Satan making you masturbate?
Well if he'd only stop being so f**king sexy...
Quote: sootyj @ July 29 2009, 10:38 PM BSTThat's racist and funny.
as long as it's white that's taken the piss of, eh?