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Ah come on, let's all go for a bag of chips and start a fight with a muslim lady holding a baby???

It's the sneaky Pastafarians I worry about especially as I am one.

Quote: Scottidog @ July 29 2009, 10:09 PM BST

Ah come on, let's all go for a bag of babies and start a fight with a muslim lady holding a bag of chips???

Quote: Scottidog @ July 29 2009, 10:09 PM BST

Ah come on, let's all go for a bag of chips and start a fight with a muslim lady holding a baby???

She'd kick your ass

Bushbaby (and anyone else who wants to answer) what do you think about Christianity, Hinduism, Judaism, Sikhism, Taoism, Jainism, Buddhism, etc...?

Do you think they're all "races"?

Personally, I despise all of them.

Quote: bushbaby @ July 29 2009, 10:03 PM BST

It's a good percentage and not one speaks highly of the infedel

Main Entry: in·fi·del
Etymology: Middle English infidele, from Middle French, from Late Latin infidelis unbelieving, from Latin, unfaithful, from in- + fidelis faithful — more at fidelity
Date: 15th century
1: one who is not a Christian or who opposes Christianity
2 a: an unbeliever with respect to a particular religion b: one who acknowledges no religious belief
3: a disbeliever in something specified or understood
— infidel adjective

Quote: andyroo @ July 29 2009, 10:09 PM BST

We're all discussing what to do in the event of a WWIII when the Muslims come and get us

It's going to happen, I hope we all know how to make them laugh.

I won't, il be running with my 2.4 kids under my arm to the shores...

ummm ironic.

Quote: sootyj @ July 29 2009, 10:07 PM BST

1.6 million yowzer they must have huge servers!

Crikey I must be lucky to work with the only integrated Muslims in the UK. Of course they probably hide their extra 4 kids in boxes for the day of glorious revoloution.

yes, they're two faced and are lovely to your face, haven't you sussed that yet? They do not want infidels and would kill them rather than talk to them, they say we are filthy pigs but use us after we exploited them with the empire, that's why they cliam benefits wherever they can, saying it's money owed to them
Please go to ummah.com and read for yourself. But truly, this is not the forum for such discussions

Quote: andyroo @ July 29 2009, 10:11 PM BST

She'd kick your ass

My bag of chips will be ticking...

Quote: Kevin Murphy @ July 29 2009, 10:11 PM BST

Bushbaby (and anyone else who wants to answer) what do you think about Christianity, Hinduism, Judaism, Sikhism, Taoism, Jainism, Buddhism, etc...?

Do you think they're all "races"?

Personally, I despise all of them.

Typical f**king Pagan.

Quote: Tim Walker @ July 29 2009, 10:11 PM BST

Main Entry: in·fi·del
Etymology: Middle English infidele, from Middle French, from Late Latin infidelis unbelieving, from Latin, unfaithful, from in- + fidelis faithful — more at fidelity
Date: 15th century
1: one who is not a Christian or who opposes Christianity
2 a: an unbeliever with respect to a particular religion b: one who acknowledges no religious belief
3: a disbeliever in something specified or understood
— infidel adjective

Well that goes without saying as we don't speak Muslim-ese so infidel is the translation :S

Quote: bushbaby @ July 29 2009, 10:11 PM BST

yes, they're two faced and are lovely to your face, haven't you sussed that yet? They do not want infidels and would kill them rather than talk to them, they say we are filthy pigs but use us after we exploited them with the empire, that's why they cliam benefits wherever they can, saying it's money owed to them
Please go to ummah.com and read for yourself. But truly, this is not the forum for such discussions

Laughing out loud

Quote: Scottidog @ July 29 2009, 10:12 PM BST

My bag of chips will be ticking...

So will her baby

Quote: Kevin Murphy @ July 29 2009, 10:11 PM BST

Bushbaby (and anyone else who wants to answer) what do you think about Christianity, Hinduism, Judaism, Sikhism, Taoism, Jainism, Buddhism, etc...?

Do you think they're all "races"?

Personally, I despise all of them.

Hey what did the Jews ever do to you?

The rest are wankers of course.

Quote: andyroo @ July 29 2009, 10:12 PM BST

Well that goes without saying as we don't speak Muslim-ese so infidel is the translation :S

QED.

Quote: andyroo @ July 29 2009, 10:13 PM BST

So will her baby

A muslim baby with tourettes? That surely has to be on channel 5?

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