Quote: sootyj @ July 29 2009, 9:04 PM BSTRead what after 9pm? Is this a thread for comedy vampires?
Obviously not.
Racist joke thread Page 3
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Quote: sootyj @ July 29 2009, 9:02 PM BSTAre you picking on the Elephant Man you contemptable bigot!
Merely questioning on why have a specific racist joke as oposed to say a "funny joke" or "anti joke" thread.
It was a 'warning' don't look at the thread if it's not your thing.
I have obviously hit on a nerve, even though sootjy jokes on any which way subject /person. Alright for some
Quote: Matthew Stott @ July 29 2009, 9:03 PM BSTAre people supposed to gather on this thread, giggling like idiots, as they post up racist jokes? What is this thread for?
Being racist I guess. I hate the Isle of Man TT that's a dangerous race.
Quote: luke not going out to have two pints @ July 29 2009, 8:59 PM BSTThis is A touchy subject, I think chubby brown is hilarious but I am in no means racist, a jokes a joke, usually sterotyped. Like jokes about scousers robbing stuff...my dads a scouser but I still laugh.
Maybe there should be a thread stating 'If easily offended, do not open' or something?
Or, read after 9pm.
Quote: sootyj @ July 29 2009, 9:04 PM BSTRead what after 9pm? Is this a thread for comedy vampires?
Yeah - you can Count on it.
Quote: bushbaby @ July 29 2009, 9:05 PM BSTIt was a 'warning' don't look at the thread if it's not your thing.
I have obviously hit on a nerve, even though sootjy jokes on any which way subject /person. Alright for some
Ah I get it Bush you mistyped it's
"The resentful racist joke thread."
Quote: sootyj @ July 29 2009, 9:04 PM BSTRead what after 9pm? Is this a thread for comedy vampires?
A survey has been carried out asking Vampires would they be happy if Britain changed to the euro. 99% said they weren't really interested in money or material possesions, so they were probably the wrong people to be asking.
at the end of the day, it is sooo true, handouts are the mainstay of immigrants eh?
Quote: Morrace @ July 29 2009, 9:05 PM BSTYeah - you can Count on it.
Did you hear about Dracula's sexually submissive cousin?
Mount Dracula.
Quote: Matthew Stott @ July 29 2009, 9:07 PM BSTA survey has been carried out asking Vampires would they be happy if Britain changed to the euro. 99% said they weren't rerally interested in money or material possesions, so they were probably the wrong people to be asking.
You racist bastard Stotty!
I love those fangy freaks...
Quote: Matthew Stott @ July 29 2009, 9:07 PM BSTA survey has been carried out asking Vampires would they be happy if Britain changed to the euro. 99% said they weren't rerally interested in money or material possesions, so they were probably the wrong people to be asking.
Fab anti joke that.
Quote: Scottidog @ July 29 2009, 9:08 PM BSTYou racist bastard Stotty!
I love those fangy freaks...
So are vampires a race or a religion? Personally I think they're disabled.
Quote: bushbaby @ July 29 2009, 9:07 PM BSTat the end of the day, it is sooo true, handouts are the mainstay of immigrants eh?
So... is that a joke or a comment.
Isn't this subject delightfully ambiguous...
Quote: bushbaby @ July 29 2009, 9:07 PM BSTat the end of the day, it is sooo true, handouts are the mainstay of immigrants eh?
Really? Statistically no, statistically they're a vital part of our economy and always have been.
But then humour isn't neccasairly based on truth. It's based on humour and the similarity between giro and euro could I supposed be considered a fine bon mot.
Quote: sootyj @ July 29 2009, 9:09 PM BSTFab anti joke that.
So are vampires a race or a religion? Personally I think they're disabled.
Personally, I would be more offended about you making jokes about disabled Vampires, than illegal immigrants...
Having said that, A vampire in a wheelchair has got no chance of getting near the neck, maybe he would only target Dwarfs?
aapologies to any dwarfs I may have offended, and if you are an illegal immigrant dwarf who fiddles with kids...
im f**ked.
Quote: sootyj @ July 29 2009, 9:11 PM BSTReally? Statistically no, statistically they're a vital part of our economy and always have been.
But then humour isn't neccasairly based on truth. It's based on humour and the similarity between giro and euro could I supposed be considered a fine bon mot.
and your jokes are fine as long as they're taking the piss out of white indigenous. I get it