British Comedy Guide

What are you listening to now? Page 660

: Life on Mars Lovey

Some women talking in the next office. But they're too quiet for me to hear properly. Angry

INT. DAY OFFICE NEXT TO CHIP'S

WOMAN1
Have you seen the f**king pervert next door?

WOMAN2
Pevert? I thought he was a paedo?!

Green Typewriters
by The Olivia Tremor Control

Quote: Nil Putters @ July 29 2009, 4:37 PM BST

INT. DAY OFFICE NEXT TO CHIP'S

Mmm I want chips now.

Quote: Nil Putters @ July 29 2009, 4:37 PM BST

INT. DAY OFFICE NEXT TO CHIP'S

WOMAN1
Have you seen the f**king pervert next door?

WOMAN2
Pevert? I thought he was a paedo?!

Oh, and... That's Chips!

My oldest son chewing very loudly. Blech!

Quote: Nil Putters @ July 29 2009, 4:37 PM BST

INT. DAY OFFICE NEXT TO CHIP'S

WOMAN1
Have you seen the f**king pervert next door?

WOMAN2
Pevert? I thought he was a paedo?!

:)

I actually heard "shug" and "SCDT" and "plaster-board."

Quote: chipolata @ July 29 2009, 4:51 PM BST

I actually heard "shug" and "SCDT" and "plaster-board."

Laughing out loud

WOMAN3
You mean the "mug" in the office next to this one?

WOMAN2
Yeah, he probably has "STDs".

WOMAN1
Thank f**k for this "plaster-board".

Quote: Nil Putters @ July 29 2009, 4:58 PM BST

Laughing out loud

WOMAN3
You mean the "mug" in the office next to this one?

WOMAN2
Yeah, he probably has "STDs".

WOMAN1
Thank f**k for this "plaster-board".

:D

I'll move my desk closer to the wall before I leave.

Dizzy Gillespie - Matrix

This is a great song for body-popping, by the group Zapp: Roger - So Ruff, So Tuff Roger Troutman, the group's lead vocalist, was killed by his own brother, a few years back.

Number Of The Beast - Iron Maiden

On page 666. Eep! Errr

Quote: Griff @ July 29 2009, 11:22 PM BST

Now I'm listening to 1960s Swedish jazz pianist

That may very well be more evil on page 666, don't play it backwards whatever you do. It may actually sound right. ;) Whistling nnocently

Devil Woman - Cliff Richard.

Ok, you win. Wave

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