British Comedy Guide

Yourself in three sentences... Page 7

Quote: Kenneth @ July 28 2009, 4:12 PM BST

Going Nowhere was the prescient title of a novel that I started and abandoned while still in my teens. Later, in Israel, I was in a band called The Part-Time Nihilists.

Did you take the novel with you?

I went somehere today! But not very far and unfortunately everyone else seemed to be there.

I went to a market today. And an ice cream shop at a farm ('home'-made).

Quote: Aaron @ July 28 2009, 5:19 PM BST

I went to a market today. And an ice cream shop at a farm ('home'-made).

'home'-made ice cream or farm? I mean was it just a bunch of cats tied together with kids selling Magnums in their back garden?

Another one of those threads that people can't wait to post in but never read the replies.

I read it, but couldn't think of anything to post.

Quote: zooo @ July 28 2009, 6:17 PM BST

I read it, but couldn't think of anything to post.

Love. The. Doctor.

???

:)

Prefer. Administrator. TBH.

Not really sentences though, strictly.

Quote: Leevil @ July 28 2009, 12:27 AM BST

Hard Working. Thoughtful. Cares.

:)

Quote: PhQnix @ July 28 2009, 12:46 AM BST

If you were talking about Robyn I am quoting you for truth, Lee. Pleased

:$:$:$

My three sentances :

Huh? What? Me?

Quote: Godot Taxis @ July 28 2009, 6:07 PM BST

Another one of those threads that people can't wait to post in but never read the replies.

I like this one (though to be fair I haven't read it).

Quote: Marc P @ July 28 2009, 4:27 PM BST

Did you take the novel with you?

No. The whole point of Going Nowhere was to see whether hedonism could make banality bearable (or even more insufferable) on a planet that is Nowheresville. Thank Christ it was abandoned.

Quote: Kenneth @ July 29 2009, 10:46 AM BST

No. The whole point of Going Nowhere was to see whether hedonism could make banality bearable (or even more insufferable) on a planet that is Nowheresville. Thank Christ it was abandoned.

It was a joke Kenneth in the sense that the book itself was 'going nowhere' both literally and metaphorically inasmuch as you didn't take it with you.

:)

Quote: Marc P @ July 29 2009, 11:05 AM BST

It was a joke Kenneth in the sense that the book itself was 'going nowhere' both literally and metaphorically inasmuch as you didn't take it with you.

:)

Ah, the English humour and the Australian silence. Yes, I was aware of said joke, but felt it rude not to reply without very clumsily explaining that no matter how far I travel on this planet, I never really go anywhere. In future I shall reply more succinctly with a sincere Laughing out loud.

:D

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