Status report Page 937
Quote: Scatterbrained Floozy @ July 28 2009, 7:39 PM BSTRobyn was told all her duties for tomorrow this afternoon. She's now forgotten them.
Good for you! And keep it that way... but not until you've got my balloon! 
Beating the heat at the pub. Guinness makes everything cooler.
Quote: Scatterbrained Floozy @ July 28 2009, 7:39 PM BSTRobyn was told all her duties for tomorrow this afternoon. She's now forgotten them.
1) Service Elliot.
2) Get Elliot a drink.
3) Service Elliot.
4) Cook Elliot's tea.
5) Service Elliot.
Quote: Aaron @ July 29 2009, 12:14 AM BST1) Service Elliot.
2) Get Elliot a drink.
3) Service Elliot.
4) Cook Elliot's tea.
5) Service Elliot.
6) Leave Elliot.
7) Go out with Robert.
8) Service Robert.*
Good one Aaron. I like it. 
*fails MOT. Lack of use. 
Does Robyn get serviced on Thursdays then?
*makes sandwich*
Quote: zooo @ July 29 2009, 12:18 AM BSTDoes Robyn get serviced on Thursdays then?
I dunno. Ask Robyn. Or Elliot.
Ask Robyn just in case...
Quote: Aaron @ July 29 2009, 12:14 AM BST1) Service Elliot.
2) Get Elliot a drink.
3) Service Elliot.
4) Cook Elliot's tea.
5) Service Elliot.
's a little one sided, no?
Quote: Robert D @ July 29 2009, 12:17 AM BSTGood one Aaron. I like it.
*fails MOT. Lack of use.
I don't know what to say to that Robert. I kind of hope she doesn't leave me for you, but somehow I feel this is a bit mean to you. 
Quote: PhQnix @ July 29 2009, 12:58 AM BST's a little one sided, no?
I don't know what to say to that Robert.
Nah, I don't either.
*rolls*
Quote: Leevil @ July 29 2009, 1:01 AM BST*sausage rolls*
Do you only ever think of food? 
I love sausage rolls 
Billwill's main computer Dobbin exploded last Friday, and he has just finished rebuilding it with a replacement motherboard.
Dobbin rides again...
This message comes to you from Dobbin.
*imagines it being like the boot up of Robocop*