You have been offered the solution(s) lots of times.
1. Don't overdo making new threads for subjects not worthy of their own. Because it's hard enough to keep up with the few (ha!) we have.
2. Use correct punctuation and grammar. If you have difficulties, try your hardest and you'll soon improve it enough to apply it in real life too. (Yay!)
3. Don't overdo the smiles. They're best used to get across the tone of your message. Or just a quick reply.
Quote: Leevil @ July 28 2009, 10:36 PM BSTYou have been offered the solution(s) lots of times.
1. Don't overdo making new threads for subjects not worthy of their own. Because it's hard enough to keep up with the few (ha!) we have.
2. Use correct punctuation and grammar. If you have difficulties, try your hardest and you'll soon improve it enough to apply it in real life too. (Yay!)
3. Don't overdo the smiles. They're best used to get across the tone of your message. Or just a quick reply.
There endeth the first lesson and very informative it was too, it could have been improved by adding a smiley though 
*shakes fist*
blackdahlia1!!!!
Or six.
Quote: blackdahlia1 @ July 28 2009, 8:56 PM BSTFair play, I've never seen that on any forum before. I've never seen a forum that doesn't show a memberlist before either or one that doesn't show how many views a particular thread has received.
This forum is different to the ones I'm used to.
I've seen plenty which conform to each of the points you've made there!
In any case, every forum is different. You can't take the rules of one and expect them to apply to all others.
Most forum use the same horrible formatting/coding(?), which is a pain on the eyes.
I like BCG's style.
*sucks Aaron's cock*
I've been giving you too much praise lately, you bastard!
Quote: Aaron @ July 28 2009, 10:48 PM BSTI've seen plenty which conform to each of the points you've made there!
In any case, every forum is different. You can't take the rules of one and expect them to apply to all others.
I'm not knocking it, it takes a bit of getting used to though. I've already sussed out a few members I think will be fun to banter with, How many members do you have by the way?
By banter do you mean annoy? If so, "am oot!"
Quote: blackdahlia1 @ July 28 2009, 11:00 PM BSTHow many members do you have by the way?
5586 forum members 
Quote: Leevil @ July 28 2009, 11:03 PM BST5586 forum members
I doubt that somehow.
At the time of writing, the site does indeed have just under 5,600 registered user accounts.
Quote: Leevil @ July 28 2009, 11:03 PM BST5586 forum members
Where does it say that then?
Quote: blackdahlia1 @ July 28 2009, 11:04 PM BSTI doubt that somehow.
With the kind help from the newest user, Comedy Jam - https://www.comedy.co.uk/user/Comedy_Jam. You can hover your mouse over the PM in their profile, you should be able to see there member number in your browsers status bar.
Quote: Nil Putters @ July 28 2009, 11:07 PM BSTWhere does it say that then?
^^^^
Quote: Aaron @ July 28 2009, 11:06 PM BSTAt the time of writing, the site does indeed have just under 5,600 registered user accounts.
You don't need me to bring you lots of new members then.
I was going to but obviously you have enough members right now.
Quote: blackdahlia1 @ July 28 2009, 11:00 PM BSTI've already sussed out a few members I think will be fun to banter with.
Very funny. 