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BCG Meet up 2009 Page 23

You'd be aroused, you dirty thing.

Quote: zooo @ July 28 2009, 10:05 PM BST

They love it.

Erm, I really don't...

Aw, okay. Subject changed.

Anyway. Is it fancy dress? It should be.

I can't be arsed reading the whole thread.

Has anybody made the "meat up" joke yet?

Quote: Kevin Murphy @ July 28 2009, 10:08 PM BST

I can't be arsed reading the whole thread.

Has anybody made the "meat up" joke yet?

I couldn't make it, I'm vegetarian.

Quote: Kevin Murphy @ July 28 2009, 10:08 PM BST

I can't be arsed reading the whole thread.

Has anybody made the "meat up" joke yet?

No, but it's strictly fancy dress. Make sure you've got a costume.

Quote: Dolly Dagger @ July 28 2009, 10:08 PM BST

Anyway. Is it fancy dress? It should be.

I'll raid the stock room at work!

Quote: Kevin Murphy @ July 28 2009, 10:08 PM BST

I can't be arsed reading the whole thread.

Has anybody made the "meat up" joke yet?

It would be weird if I haven't.

Quote: Dolly Dagger @ July 28 2009, 10:04 PM BST

Awww, leave them alone.

I wasn't having a go at them!

Quote: zooo @ July 28 2009, 8:13 PM BST

All they did was hold hands across the table.
It was hilarious, 'cos we all noticed it but none of us said anything.

I remember that about the BSG meet up. But it was in November, not September. And Robyn and Phqnix weren't there.

Quote: Dolly Dagger @ July 28 2009, 9:49 PM BST

Well to summarise, if you go along you may (and excuse the shocking language) end up holding hands with someone!!!! :O :O :O

There, I said it. It's a veritable manual orgy, so make sure you're emotionally robust enough. Oh, and bring some gloves. Safe hand-holding only.

:)

Rubber gloves of course.

Quote: zooo @ July 28 2009, 10:03 PM BST

But imagine if Roscoff and Gavin just started holding hands at the next meet.

If that's what you spend your hours imagining then far be it from me to kill your fantasies. However we do charge a nominal fee for groups larger than ten. Full on gay sex is £20 with leather if required. If you want me to bring the donkey it's a hundred plus stabling fees.

Quote: Badge @ July 29 2009, 1:14 AM BST

I remember that about the BSG meet up. But it was in November, not September. And Robyn and Phqnix weren't there.

I was ill, and Elliot decided he didn't want to go without me as human shield.

Sorry to appear a party pooper (No, Aid and I shan't be there!) but has any one done a Risk Assessment?

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