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I'd like to invent special pavement lanes.
In Lane 1 (the Inaugural Renegade Carpark Lane) - you'd have people who knew where they were going and didn't have time to flap around.
In Lanes 2-5 - you'd have the elderly, fat people, gormless shoppers, people wandering back and forth on mobile phones, idiots who walk three abreast, demented Mums using their strollers as battering rams, cyclists who are afraid to go on the road, gigantic Jamaican women with 4 bags of shopping, skateboarders, Chavs trying to shoulder bump you, tourists, buskers and beggars.
Yes, a f**king courier company that delivers from 6pm-10pm weekdays and weekends! It would make me billions as everyone would pay a premium to use it!
Dan
Inflatable kids for paedos.
Quote: Renegade Carpark @ July 28 2009, 4:06 PM BSTI'd like to invent special pavement lanes.
In Lane 1 (the Inaugural Renegade Carpark Lane) - you'd have people who knew where they were going and didn't have time to flap around.
In Lanes 2-5 - you'd have the elderly, fat people, gormless shoppers, people wandering back and forth on mobile phones, idiots who walk three abreast, demented Mums using their strollers as battering rams, cyclists who are afraid to go on the road, gigantic Jamaican women with 4 bags of shopping, skateboarders, Chavs trying to shoulder bump you, tourists, buskers and beggars.
They actually considered this a few years back, for Oxford Street.
Time machine £10 a go 
Quote: Renegade Carpark @ July 28 2009, 4:06 PM BSTI'd like to invent special pavement lanes.
In Lane 1 (the Inaugural Renegade Carpark Lane) - you'd have people who knew where they were going and didn't have time to flap around.
In Lanes 2-5 - you'd have the elderly, fat people, gormless shoppers, people wandering back and forth on mobile phones, idiots who walk three abreast, demented Mums using their strollers as battering rams, cyclists who are afraid to go on the road, gigantic Jamaican women with 4 bags of shopping, skateboarders, Chavs trying to shoulder bump you, tourists, buskers and beggars.
Don't forget a lane especially for the elderly lady with a shopping trolley and a raised umbrella who stops dead without reason or warning.
Quote: sootyj @ July 27 2009, 10:57 PM BSTI invented sex but forgot to get the copyright.
Cuckolded that quickly?
Quote: Scatterbrained Floozy @ July 28 2009, 10:02 PM BSTCuckolded that quickly?
Seriously though, is Dragon's Den only for people who have invented something, or do they also let people on who just have money-making ideas?
They want to make an investment. Depending on how good the idea is, I think you're better going in with a business plan and mission statements. Along with examples of profits and stuff.
Have you tried American Inventor?
I've invented, researched and designed something any household may want. It's a nailed-on success.
I can't be arsed to take it any further at present because I'm too busy writing speculatively etc.
Erm....
*re-evaluates priorities*
Quote: Geoff Mutton @ July 29 2009, 1:50 AM BSTI've invented, researched and designed something any household may want. It's a nailed-on success.
I can't be arsed to take it any further at present because I'm too busy writing speculatively etc.
Erm....
*re-evaluates priorities*
*Stops everything and goes back to bed*