Another hit or misser of mine.
I went into WH Smith and asked an assistant where the self-help books were, he said 'If I told you, wouldn't that be defeating the object?'
Random Joke 3
Not bad.
Stuart Francis did a v good one, similar.
I think it went something like:
''I went into the bookstore and asked the assistant 'Do you have a book called How to deal with rejection without killing?...Do you have it?''
Miss for me. There are loads or there's at least one existing Self-Help book joke out there already.
Quote: Scottidog @ July 28 2009, 7:35 PM BSTNot bad.
Stuart Francis did a v good one, similar.
I think it went something like:
''I went into the bookstore and asked the assistant 'Do you have a book called How to deal with rejection without killing?...Do you have it?''
You mean he did another joke about books 
LOVE Stewart Francis... 'I remember swiming back to the shore thinking...'
Quote: Leevil @ July 28 2009, 7:36 PM BSTMiss for me. There are loads or there's at least one existing Self-Help book joke out there already.
As I said it's a hit or miss with people, as proved here.
Damn doing a joke about a subject someone else has done before, that NEVER happens 
Quote: dannyjb1 @ July 28 2009, 7:43 PM BSTLOVE Stewart Francis... 'I remember swiming back to the shore thinking...'
That's a good set! 
Quote: dannyjb1 @ July 28 2009, 7:44 PM BSTYou mean he did another joke about books
LOVE Stewart Francis... 'I remember swiming back to the shore thinking...'
As I said it's a hit or miss with people, as proved here.
Stuart Francis:
''A man across the street from me has been in the guiness world records for the most amount of concusions....In fact, he's just a stones throw away''
Silly, but gets the laugh.
Needs work this one. Not stand-out by itself(-help).
Dan
I read it and this popped into my head
Have you got any books on shelves?
Yeah, loads of them