Quote: Dolly Dagger @ July 28 2009, 6:56 PM BSTIt's good you laugh at your own jokes.
I can't help being as daft as a brush. 
Are you quick witted, dim witted or half witted? Page 8
Quote: blackdahlia1 @ July 28 2009, 6:58 PM BSTI can't help being as daft as a brush.
Are you? What daft things do you do?
Quote: blackdahlia1 @ July 28 2009, 6:58 PM BSTI can't help being as daft as a brush.
Have you just been released from somewhere?
Are you very good at table tenis and pool?
Threads? Lots of threads?
Quote: Dolly Dagger @ July 28 2009, 6:56 PM BSTIt's good you laugh at your own jokes.
Yes where would we all be without smileys? Imagine if they'd been around in Shakespeare's day...
"You Sir are like an ill roasted egg, all on one side" 
"Oh stick it up your dankish ripe clothole!" 
They could have saved many a duel!
Quote: Jane P @ July 28 2009, 7:02 PM BSTYes where would we all be without smileys? Imagine if they'd been around in Shakespeare's day...
"You Sir are like an ill roasted egg, all on one side"
"Oh stick it up your dankish ripe clothole!"
They could have saved many a duel!
Could you imagine if Oscar Wilde wasn't gay!
All those famous quotes, would have been lost down the pub wouldn't they.
''I can resist everything, except temptation''
'Oh piss off Wilde, it's your round'
''Ok lads, what we havin? sambuca again?'
Quote: Scottidog @ July 28 2009, 7:01 PM BSTHave you just been released from somewhere?
Are you very good at table tenis and pool?
I'm quite good at pool, is that a challenge?
Quote: blackdahlia1 @ July 28 2009, 7:09 PM BSTI'm quite good at pool, is that a challenge?
Did you learn to play, after you lost your marbles?
Quote: blackdahlia1 @ July 28 2009, 7:09 PM BSTI'm quite good at pool, is that a challenge?
How the hell would that work over the internet you tool.
Ive only got a tennis racket anyway.
Quote: Leevil @ July 28 2009, 7:01 PM BSTThreads? Lots of threads?
I'm going easy on you thread wise. I never run out of ideas for new threads.
Quote: Scottidog @ July 28 2009, 7:11 PM BSTHow the hell would that work over the internet you tool.
There's lots of online virtual pools games. But virtual pool is shit.
Quote: Scottidog @ July 28 2009, 7:11 PM BSTHow the hell would that work over the internet you tool.
Ive only got a tennis racket anyway.
You certainly know how to make a racket.
Quote: Leevil @ July 28 2009, 7:12 PM BSTThere's lots of online virtual pools games. But virtual pool is shit.
Virtual anything is preety shit.
I tried a virtual handjob once, it was still very messy.
Quote: blackdahlia1 @ July 28 2009, 7:11 PM BSTI'm going easy on you thread wise. I never run out of ideas for new threads.
Well save them for this excellent thread - General, General Thread. Created by one of our more sexy members.
Quote: blackdahlia1 @ July 28 2009, 7:13 PM BSTYou certainly know how to make a racket.
I've just potted the Black. I win.
Not in a racist way-
See, just potted the White too
Shit,that's a fowl...