Quote: Marc P @ July 28 2009, 4:35 PM BSTSquirrels?
Squirrels,dogs,cats,ducks, you name it but mostly women 
Are you quick witted, dim witted or half witted? Page 7
Quote: Aaron @ July 28 2009, 5:19 PM BST
You appear to be sceptical Aaron, I can do what it says on the can 
I think you'll find the expression was due to your fecking commas.
Quote: blackdahlia1 @ July 28 2009, 5:18 PM BSTSquirrels,dogs,cats,ducks, you name it but mostly women
You see, my dog doesn't like to eat out of someone's hand. He usually lifts a leg and wees on them. I imagine you get that response too. Am I correct? 
Quote: blackdahlia1 @ July 28 2009, 5:21 PM BST... I can do what it says on the can
57 varieties?
Quote: blackdahlia1 @ July 28 2009, 5:18 PM BSTSquirrels,dogs,cats,ducks, you name it but mostly women
Put it all down in a book. I've got a book voucher from last year going to waste.
Quote: Marc P @ July 28 2009, 5:40 PM BSTPut it all down in a book. I've got a book I wrote this year that none of you ungrateful tossers bought! You make me sick, you really do!
Let that anger out, Marc!
Quote: chipolata @ July 28 2009, 5:42 PM BSTLet that anger out, Marc!
And relax.
Quote: blackdahlia1 @ July 28 2009, 4:09 PM BSTI get my joolies to knit me cardigans with mine
Joolies is a knit-wit.
Quote: AndreaLynne @ July 28 2009, 5:26 PM BSTYou see, my dog doesn't like to eat out of someone's hand. He usually lifts a leg and wees on them. I imagine you get that response too. Am I correct?
I have 3 dogs and a cat and no it never has happened to me.
Quote: blackdahlia1 @ July 28 2009, 5:21 PM BSTYou appear to be sceptical Aaron, I can do what it says on the can
What? Takes 2-3 minutes, stir, reheat and let stand for 1 minute.
Quote: Morrace @ July 28 2009, 6:41 PM BSTJoolies is a knit-wit.
I call all of my female forum friends Joolies as a term of endearment, in return they knit me willy warmers every Christmas
Quote: blackdahlia1 @ July 28 2009, 6:50 PM BSTI call all of my female forum friends Joolies as a term of endearment, in return they knit me willy warmers every Christmas
It's good you laugh at your own jokes.