Just thought of this one - new or old?
You're a convincing transsexual.
Oh, you believe I'm a woman?
No, I'm convinced you're a transsexual.
Does that work?
Cheers 
Random Joke
I haven't heard it before. As an exchange in a sitcom I could see it working nicely.
Cheers.
I didn't know where to post it. And I'm not patient enough to wait for someone to make a relevant post for me to reply with it.
It sounds like one of those jokes you must have heard before, but I can't say that I have.
It works for me too.
Quote: Leevil @ July 28 2009, 3:51 PM BSTJust thought of this one - new or old?
You're a convincing transsexual.
Oh, you believe I'm a woman?
No, I'm convinced you're a transsexual.
Does that work?
Cheers
In the words from City of Angels Mr L... It needs work. You have the idea there somewhere but it is not quite aligned perfectly. Probably very much like my chakras!
It's the second line that's making it contrived by the way. Plus what the whole central idea is.
Do you think I'm a convincing transexual?
Well, you convinced me.
What, that I'm a woman?
No, that you're a transexual.
Any better?
I've always liked...
I'm undergoing a sex change
Really, which way?
Quote: Lazzard @ July 28 2009, 4:55 PM BSTDo you think I'm a convincing transexual?
Well, you convinced me.
What, that I'm a woman?
No, that you're a transexual.Any better?
Would probably be better with simply:
Do you think I'm a convincing transexual?
Well, you convinced me that you're a transexual.
Maybe?
EDIT: Maybe this?
Do you think I'm a convincing transexual?
Yes. I'm convinced that you're a transexual.
I like it but as an aside how about:
'you're a convincing transexual.'
'I know, I was in debating class at school.'
On second thoughtsthat's just shit, sorry.
Quote: Chris Forshaw @ July 28 2009, 5:01 PM BSTDo you think I'm a convincing transexual?
Yes. I'm convinced that you're a transexual.
That's a lot snappier, I like
Just thought of this as an opening line for a female standup. Doesn't deserve its own thread:
"I know what you're thinking, woman comedian... but don't worry, I'm actually a post-operative transexual. I wouldn't mind, but I only went in for a vasectomy."
Good!
I like the gag, but it needs somewhere to go. Kev's line is good also.
Dan