I went to the opera once, didn't like it. If I wanted to hear some big, fat tart screeching at the top of her lungs for three hours non-stop...I would have stayed married!
You really have been a wonderful audience, enjoy the rest of the show. Snow Patrol are on later.
Quote: Renegade Carpark @ July 28 2009, 3:55 PM BSTI went to the opera once, didn't like it. If I wanted to hear some big, fat tart screeching at the top of her lungs for three hours non-stop...I would have stayed married!
You really have been a wonderful audience, enjoy the rest of the show. Snow Patrol are on later.
*loads shotgun*
Quote: JuliaC @ July 28 2009, 4:22 PM BSTI like Alisha's Attic.
I think they're Alisha's Loft Conversion now.
Quote: zooo @ July 28 2009, 3:46 PM BSTI liked Shampoo!!
Uh-Oh, We're In Trouble!
Quote: Nil Putters @ July 28 2009, 4:33 PM BSTI think they're Alisha's Loft Conversion now.
My sides, my sides. 
Quote: JuliaC @ July 28 2009, 4:59 PM BSTMy sides, my sides.
Hope they're load bearing.
Quote: chipolata @ July 28 2009, 5:04 PM BSTHope they're load bearing.
Julia's not that fat!
Quote: Aaron @ July 28 2009, 5:09 PM BSTJulia's not that fat!
Don't get me in trouble on that front again! I've already been in trouble with your missus over that nonsense a few weeks back despite never having seen her! I was just continuing the loft conversion/attic theme!
Quote: chipolata @ July 28 2009, 5:11 PM BSTDon't get me in trouble on that front again! I've already been in trouble with your missus over that nonsense a few weeks back despite never having seen her! I was just continuing the loft conversion/attic theme!
Tut. You've evidently set a precedent of expected behaviour!
Quote: Aaron @ July 28 2009, 5:19 PM BSTTut. You've evidently set a precedent of expected behaviour!
It's called Offender Profiling.
Quote: Aaron @ July 28 2009, 5:09 PM BSTJulia's not that fat!
Yes, not attic fat, fortunately.
Quote: JuliaC @ July 28 2009, 5:47 PM BSTattic fat
That would be quite a good term for big boobed.
And basement fat could be, well, you get the idea.
