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Are you quick witted, dim witted or half witted? Page 6

Quote: roscoff @ July 28 2009, 1:42 PM BST

Is it normal for spaceships to land in the field outside your house and Elvis, Glen Miller and Maddy McCann to walk out?

Yes. Especially as she was killed by her mother.

Quote: Marc P @ July 28 2009, 1:35 PM BST

Yeah, anyway. Anything interesting happening for anybody?

I'm drooling over some DVDs, watching Series 1 of The Larkins, and trying to decide on spending a ridiculous amount of money on a new phone. And programming the BCG board. Quite interesting. :)

I'm contemplating my navel at present.

Quote: blackdahlia1 @ July 28 2009, 4:03 PM BST

I'm contemplating my navel at present.

I like to take the bits of fluff out of my navel and put them in the window. It's my navel display. I thank you :)

Quote: Marc P @ July 28 2009, 11:51 AM BST

Let me get back to you on that.

Yup. I'm quick witted.

Quote: roscoff @ July 28 2009, 4:05 PM BST

I like to take the bits of fluff out of my navel and put them in the window. It's my navel display. I thank you :)

I get my joolies to knit me cardigans with mine ;)

Quote: Marc P @ July 28 2009, 4:09 PM BST

Yup. I'm quick witted.

:D

Nicely done, sir!

Quote: roscoff @ July 28 2009, 4:05 PM BST

I like to take the bits of fluff out of my navel and put them in the window. It's my navel display. I thank you :)

:S On an unrelated matter, could I politely request that we do not have a 'Show and Tell' at the BCG meet please?

Thank you.

Quote: Jane P @ July 28 2009, 4:14 PM BST

:S On an unrelated matter, could I politely request that we do not have a 'Show and Tell' at the BCG meet please?

Thank you.

What the hell we going to do with the rest of the evening then? That was at least a two chunk! Aaron's not going to be pleased. He spends a lot of time polishing his Nazi helmet.

:O

If you show, I promise not to tell.

Quote: roscoff @ July 28 2009, 4:17 PM BST

What the hell we going to do with the rest of the evening then? That was at least a two chunk! Aaron's not going to be pleased. He spends a lot of time polishing his Nazi helmet.

Had my "all the nice girls love a bad boy" thread been allowed that question would never have entered your head as it would have taken off.
The girls love a laugh.

Quote: blackdahlia1 @ July 28 2009, 4:23 PM BST

The girls love a laugh.

F**k me that's where I've been going wrong.

Quote: roscoff @ July 28 2009, 4:17 PM BST

What the hell we going to do with the rest of the evening then?

Personally, I was hoping that all the underlying BCG tensions from the last 12 months would be resolved through the medium of interpretive dance.

RC - that takes me back to when I was about 5 - I could get away with it in those days.

:)

Quote: Marc P @ July 28 2009, 4:25 PM BST

F**k me that's where I've been going wrong.

Dont let it upset you, just follow my example and you'll have them eating out of your hand in no time :D Laughing out loud Laughing out loud

Quote: blackdahlia1 @ July 28 2009, 4:34 PM BST

Dont let it upset you, just follow my example and you'll have them eating out of your hand in no time :D Laughing out loud Laughing out loud

Squirrels?

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