Quote: Renegade Carpark @ July 28 2009, 3:37 PM BSTAnd the Welsh shall inherit the Earth. I know you're not going to put animals in the Ark, you'd need to be able to count to two.
Forget the Ark. I'm going to have to impregnate Katherine Jenkins. It's my duty to save the world.
Quote: roscoff @ July 28 2009, 3:40 PM BSTForget the Ark. I'm going to have to impregnate Katherine Jenkins. It's my duty to save the world.
Darn! You already called dibs...I'll have Charlotte Church then....great 
ooooo no the chick from Torchwood!
Quote: roscoff @ July 28 2009, 3:40 PM BSTForget the Ark. I'm going to have to impregnate Katherine Jenkins. It's my duty to save the world.
Katherine Jenkins - phwoooar!!! <3 
<3
(I can hear her vibrato from here).
Quote: Renegade Carpark @ July 28 2009, 3:42 PM BST(I can hear her vibrato from here).
I love it when you talk dirty!
Going to play football having not trained for 2 weeks :-bad
Then I'm going for a beer after:-good
Annoyed. Again.
How come?
I'm off to get pissed on! 
Quote: chipolata @ July 28 2009, 5:42 PM BSTI'm off to get pissed on!
Do you have to pay a lot for that? 
I've been picking snails off a tent.
Quote: Renegade Carpark @ July 28 2009, 3:37 PM BSTAnd the Welsh shall inherit the Earth. I know you're not going to put animals in the Ark, you'd need to be able to count to two.
Seven..
Quote: Gavin @ July 28 2009, 12:21 PM BSTDon't think that you've made that gap to small for me to slip into BMW boy
Quote: DaButt @ July 28 2009, 3:10 PM BSTPRIVATE NOTE TO AARON: If zooo ever becomes an English professor, run away quickly! Unless you like hearing every 15 minutes about how much she hates grading papers.
My mother and grandmother are both teachers. Consequently so are/were many of their friends. A couple of my friends are also teachers, or in training to be so. I'm well aware of how much work and how much (deserved) complaining goes on!
Quote: Gavin @ July 28 2009, 3:27 PM BSTOnly if she sticks the can up your ass and sprays the inside of you Ahole.
*snigger*
Quote: Darren Pomroy @ July 28 2009, 3:40 PM BSTThe Welsh are not that bad. It is those dodgy Australian people I am worried about. If they start gaining power in any way, shape or form we are doomed.
I seem to recall that Australians 'do it' for Ellie. Weird girl.
Be aware that: in the USA, university lecturers get the 'rank' of professor, whereas in the UK, you only get that 'rank' as a head of a university department or have special status.
Indeed!
I am special.
Robyn was told all her duties for tomorrow this afternoon. She's now forgotten them.
Quote: Scatterbrained Floozy @ July 28 2009, 7:39 PM BSTRobyn was told all her duties for tomorrow this afternoon. She's now forgotten them.
*snigger* Duties.
