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Quote: zooo @ July 28 2009, 3:20 PM BST

Hee. I would only teach adults. I'm scared of kids.

I will just fail the smelly people.

*Sniffs under armpit* Could I do resits?

If I can Febreze you.

Quote: zooo @ July 28 2009, 3:23 PM BST

If I can Febreze you.

Filthy girl.

Yes, thank God for Febreeze.

Quote: zooo @ July 28 2009, 3:23 PM BST

If I can Febreze you.

Is that like some weird sexual thing? If so, only if Aaron watches.

Quote: roscoff @ July 28 2009, 3:25 PM BST

Is that like some weird sexual thing? If so, only if Aaron watches.

Only if she sticks the can up your ass and sprays the inside of you Ahole.

Quote: Gavin @ July 28 2009, 3:27 PM BST

Only if she sticke the can up your ass and sprays the inside of you Ahole.

Have you turned black over night? If so you may be eligible for an ethnic minorities grant.

He's already Welsh.
Surely that's grant worthy.

Quote: zooo @ July 28 2009, 3:32 PM BST

He's already Welsh.
Surely that's grant worthy.

Unimpressed

We don't need grants we have the hills for when global warming drowns the rest of you bastards ;)

Darren cannot be bothered to work. I am instead tying my hair in to french plats. It is much more fun.

Quote: Darren Pomroy @ July 28 2009, 3:34 PM BST

Darren cannot be bothered to work. I am instead tying my hair in to french plats. It is much more fun.

:S :S

Quote: zooo @ July 28 2009, 3:32 PM BST

He's already Welsh.
Surely that's grant worthy.

Unfortunatly our lovely Welsh Parliament will only give grants if you're a Jewish Muslim Afro-American one-legged dwarf from Antarctica. Though Gav does actually qualify for most of those. :P

Quote: Gavin @ July 28 2009, 3:34 PM BST

Unimpressed

We don't need grants we have the hills for when global warming drowns the rest of you bastards ;)

And the Welsh shall inherit the Earth. I know you're not going to put animals in the Ark, you'd need to be able to count to two. Whistling nnocently

Quote: Renegade Carpark @ July 28 2009, 3:37 PM BST

And the Welsh shall inherit the Earth. I know you're not going to put animals in the Ark, you'd need to be able to count to two. Whistling nnocently

Lol! If the Welsh inherit the earth I'm drowning myself.

Quote: roscoff @ July 28 2009, 3:36 PM BST

Unfortunatly our lovely Welsh Parliament will only give grants if you're a Jewish Muslim Afro-American one-legged dwarf from Antarctica. Though Gav does actually qualify for most of those. :P

;) I have all the parts in the shed.

The Welsh are not that bad. It is those dodgy Australian people I am worried about. If they start gaining power in any way, shape or form we are doomed.

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