Has anyone ever come up with any?
Inventions/Money making ideas
Block-paving. You take the old persons money then you don't actually do it.
I sell my sperm to face cream manufacturers. It's because you're worth it!
Quote: catskillz @ July 27 2009, 9:18 PM BSTHas anyone ever come up with any?
None that have ever worked. 
I invented sex but forgot to get the copyright.
My Mum came up with a good idea, a couple of weeks ago. she's been talking about the possibility of her going on Dragon's den, but they want a bit more than just an idea, don't they?
I created a dance,
but I haven't made any money off it yet.
It involves a lot of flailing ones arms and gitterbugging.
I call it Roof Jumping.
Nothing beyond insurance fraud. 
Quote: Leevil @ July 28 2009, 1:10 AM BSTNothing beyond insurance fraud.
So you've put back the bank job, then? Chicken.
I tried shitting gold but turns out there is more elements in gold than yellow food colouring and a spicy curry...
Quote: Paul W @ July 28 2009, 2:33 PM BSTI tried shitting gold but turns out there is more elements in gold than yellow food colouring and a spicy curry...
Did that soooo many years ago.
Quote: Robert D @ July 28 2009, 2:34 PM BST
I assume you made no money, if anything I'm down at the moment on toilet roll and air freshener.
Quote: Paul W @ July 28 2009, 2:35 PM BSTI assume you made no money, if anything I'm down at the moment on toilet roll and air freshener.
Made tonnes. 
One spin on the roulette. Everything you have on red.
Quote: Darren Pomroy @ July 28 2009, 3:45 PM BSTOne spin on the roulette. Everything you have on red.
Ah! I've been putting mine on green. Have I missed a trick here?