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Are you quick witted, dim witted or half witted? Page 2

I'm a little dim-witted. Don, Morrace - which one of you is Beavis again?

Quote: Renegade Carpark @ July 28 2009, 12:44 PM BST

I'm a little dim-witted. Don, Morrace - which one of you is Beavis again?

*Renegade opens door and Roscoff walks straight in* Well I know which one is Butthead! How we laughed?

Quote: blackdahlia1 @ July 28 2009, 12:29 PM BST

Time will tell but will you be capable of telling the difference ? :P

Ah ha - but will you be capable of putting no spaces before question marks? :P

I'm pretty slow witted because I lack spontineity. Usually when I think of something funny the moment has passed.

Quote: roscoff @ July 28 2009, 12:51 PM BST

*Renegade opens door and Roscoff walks straight in* Well I know which one is Butthead! How we laughed?

*Renegade opens door again, passes roscoff his hat. Roscoff sighs and shrugs his shoulders and attempts to make eye contact with Renegade. Renegade looks away. Roscoff grabs hat violently and storms out of the room. No one laughs. 'This reminds me of the later episodes of OFAH, when they tried to make it all drama-y, God those episodes were shit.' Renegade mused to himself.*

Quote: Marc P @ July 28 2009, 12:43 PM BST

Leave him out of this he's still recovering from yesterday's nonsense!

Did I miss something ? Laughing out loud Laughing out loud

Quote: Renegade Carpark @ July 28 2009, 1:01 PM BST

*Renegade opens door again, passes roscoff his hat. Roscoff sighs and shrugs his shoulders and attempts to make eye contact with Renegade. Renegade looks away. Roscoff grabs hat violently and storms out of the room. No one laughs. 'This reminds me of the later episodes of OFAH, when they tried to make it all drama-y, God those episodes were shit.' Renegade mused to himself.*

Did they have a comedy bear? They should have had a comedy bear. Nothing works better than a comedy bear.

Quote: chipolata @ July 28 2009, 12:59 PM BST

I'm pretty slow witted because I lack spontineity. Usually when I think of something funny the moment has passed.

Laughing out loud Laughing out loud Laughing out loud Laughing out loud Laughing out loud

Quote: Morrace @ July 28 2009, 12:51 PM BST

Ah ha - but will you be capable of putting no spaces before question marks? :P

Rub it in why don't you ? ;)

Quote: roscoff @ July 28 2009, 1:05 PM BST

Did they have a comedy bear? They should have had a comedy bear. Nothing works better than a comedy bear.

Too true.

What's going on...where am I? ...wit...what...erm...(etc).

Quote: blackdahlia1 @ July 28 2009, 1:05 PM BST

Rub it in why don't you ? ;)

The next knock on your door Black will be Aaron with his penis hanging out. So it's either drop down and give him ten or get banned. Personnaly I'd give him ten just to watch his glasses steam up.

Quote: roscoff @ July 28 2009, 1:09 PM BST

The next knock on your door Black will be Aaron with his penis hanging out. So it's either drop down and give him ten or get banned. Personnaly I'd give him ten just to watch his glasses steam up.

I'll raise that ten to 15.

Quote: roscoff @ July 28 2009, 1:09 PM BST

The next knock on your door Black will be Aaron with his penis hanging out. So it's either drop down and give him ten or get banned. Personnaly I'd give him ten just to watch his glasses steam up.

Giving Aaron one isn't an option,i'm not that way inclined,so giving him ten isn't an option at all. I'll take the ban any day Laughing out loud Laughing out loud

Quote: blackdahlia1 @ July 28 2009, 1:05 PM BST

Rub it in why don't you ? ;)

I am warning you now. You have been asked nicely to not put spaces before question marks. Don't do it.

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