Quote: Leevil @ July 28 2009, 12:27 AM BSTHard Working. Thoughtful. Cares.
If you were talking about Robyn I am quoting you for truth, Lee. 
Yourself in three sentences... Page 6
Quote: PhQnix @ July 28 2009, 12:46 AM BSTIf you were talking about Robyn I am quoting you for truth, Lee.
Of course!
Quote: Leevil @ July 28 2009, 12:27 AM BSTThinking about sandwiches. Making sandwiches. Eating sandwiches.
You been reading my diary?
Quote: Leevil @ July 28 2009, 12:50 AM BSTYou been reading my diary?
Two pieces of bread with lettuce leafs does not make a diary.
It does if it's the diary of a nobody.
Quote: Nil Putters @ July 28 2009, 12:52 AM BSTTwo pieces of bread with lettuce leafs does not make a diary.
Try telling that to The Earl Of Sandwich...
July 16th...
Dear Diary, why do people keep eating you? It was only yesterday I caught John Russell having a munch. He'd eaten all of February, the bastard!
Quote: Leevil @ July 28 2009, 1:07 AM BSTTry telling that to The Earl Of Sandwich...
July 16th...
Dear Diary, why do people keep eating you? It was only yesterday I caught John Russell having a munch. He'd eaten all of February, the bastard!
Quote: Badge @ July 28 2009, 12:33 AM BSTI'm having you, P! It was my idea to write about a detective (or something like that) as well!
Ooops. Lol.
>_<
Mind you - mine had a character in it, told a story and had a punchline!
Unfocused. Oily. Wrestler.
Quote: Leevil @ July 28 2009, 1:07 AM BSTTry telling that to The Earl Of Sandwich...
July 16th...
Dear Diary, why do people keep eating you? It was only yesterday I caught John Russell having a munch. He'd eaten all of February, the bastard!
Quote: Marc P @ July 28 2009, 8:34 AM BSTOoops. Lol.
>_<Mind you - mine had a character in it, told a story and had a punchline!
You writers!
Mind you, mine was made up of three sentences. 
Morrace. Morrace. Morrace.
Good to see you again Morrace. 
Quote: jo seff @ July 28 2009, 10:08 AM BSTMorrace. Morrace. Morrace.
Good to see you again Morrace.
What an odd thing to say, Joseff. I mean jo seff. I mean Morrace. What am I saying, somebody stop me!
Quote: David Bussell @ July 28 2009, 10:13 AM BSTsomebody stop me!
Is that your Jim Carrey impression? Very good I thought but perhaps needs to be delivered with more conviction? 7 out of 10.
Quote: roscoff @ July 28 2009, 12:57 PM BSTIs that your Jim Carrey impression? Very good I thought but perhaps needs to be delivered with more conviction? 7 out of 10.
Quote: Dolly Dagger @ July 26 2009, 10:54 PM BSTGoing nowhere, tired and fed up. Unable to think of a third sentence.
Going Nowhere was the prescient title of a novel that I started and abandoned while still in my teens. Later, in Israel, I was in a band called The Part-Time Nihilists.