Quote: Robert D @ July 27 2009, 10:49 AM BST
Hello non-human person. Welcome to Earth.
(You can't be serious; nobody is that good)
My three sentences can have negative and positive meanings. You're a natural optimist because you saw only positive, whereas for me those three sentences are an albatross around my neck.
Rebranded. Self Destructive. Covered in Glitter.
Quote: Darren Pomroy @ July 27 2009, 11:51 AM BSTRebranded. Self Destructive. Covered in Glitter.
Not Gary Glitter?
Quote: SlagA @ July 27 2009, 10:47 AM BSTI forget to eat and drink.
I wish I had that trait. I've never forgotten to eat or drink.
Quote: AndreaLynne @ July 27 2009, 12:51 AM BSTI worked with a guy who referred to himself as Jimbo, all the time. Jimbo's gonna ask you on a date. Jimbo's gotta take a leak, you get the idea.
I bet his name was Dave.
Quote: SlagA @ July 27 2009, 11:59 AM BST
No, but Gary Glitter's glitter. It shines in the sunlight. I imagine suspect.
I am part child.
I am part old person.
I am part alien scientist.
Those seem to be my primary identity components 
Quote: SlagA @ July 27 2009, 11:09 AM BSTMy three sentences can have negative and positive meanings. You're a natural optimist because you saw only positive, whereas for me those three sentences are an albatross around my neck.
Oh, yes. My glass is always half full... unless it's half empty. 
Arson. Suspended.
Affray. Six months.
GBH. Three years, out in 4 weeks time.
When's the meet up?
Quote: Marc P @ July 27 2009, 2:23 PM BSTArson. Suspended.
Affray. Six months.
GBH. Three years, out in 4 weeks time.When's the meet up?
About 4 weeks?
Quote: SlagA @ July 27 2009, 11:59 AM BST
God no 
Works too hard. Thinks too much. Stresses too much.
Quote: Scatterbrained Floozy @ July 27 2009, 7:34 PM BSTWorks too hard. Thinks too much. Stresses too much.
Sounds like me.
Only:-
Doesn't work hard enough. Doesn't think full stop. Stresses all the bloody time.
Quote: Scatterbrained Floozy @ July 27 2009, 7:34 PM BSTWorks too hard. Thinks too much. Stresses too much.
Hard Working. Thoughtful. Cares.
Quote: Leevil @ July 28 2009, 12:27 AM BSTThinking about sandwiches. Making sandwiches. Eating sandwiches.
Quote: Badge @ July 26 2009, 10:47 PM BSTCommunity service. Nine months (with three suspended). Life with a minimum tariff of 40 years.
Quote: Marc P @ July 27 2009, 2:23 PM BSTArson. Suspended.
Affray. Six months.
GBH. Three years, out in 4 weeks time.When's the meet up?
I'm having you, P! It was my idea to write about a detective (or something like that) as well!