Quote: Fence @ July 26 2009, 1:40 AM BSTWhen they ask me what I've been doing for the past two weeks before they let me sign on I always think about telling them the truth: 'I'm working on a couple of scripts for a narrative comedy series', but I've always had the feeling they wouldn't accept that as real work.
Nor would most TV comedy producers. 
A belated welcome, Fence. Haven't I seen you at the bottom of my garden?
Quote: Dolly Dagger @ July 24 2009, 3:39 PM BSTI've had mixed reactions to my gags about Parkinson's.
Quote: Fence @ July 26 2009, 1:40 AM BSTI stand – in the middle.
Does that not hurt?
Hi bonus people who have said hello since I last posted.
Quote: Geoff Mutton @ July 26 2009, 1:14 PM BSTHaven't I seen you at the bottom of my garden?
Yeah – sorry. But like I say – I'm unemployed and I've got to stay somewhere.
Quote: EllieJP @ July 27 2009, 2:00 PM BSTDoes that not hurt?
No – I'm an inanimate wooden object incapable of experiencing or showing emotion.
Quote: Fence @ July 27 2009, 11:27 PM BSTNo – I'm an inanimate wooden object incapable of experiencing or showing emotion.
No point in saying hi then. 
Quote: Fence @ July 27 2009, 11:27 PM BSTI'm an inanimate wooden object incapable of experiencing or showing emotion.
How's your marriage to Chris Martin going?
Hullo.
Hey!