Quote: Dolly Dagger @ July 27 2009, 7:05 PM BSTShall I bring the comedy potato back? (no jokes about me looking like a potato, though I do most mornings).
Might be a good idea, Dolly. I'm OK, I've already saved your current avatar for my own personal sniffing purposes.
Quote: Dolly Dagger @ July 27 2009, 7:05 PM BSTShall I bring the comedy potato back? (no jokes about me looking like a potato, though I do most mornings).
Dolly, in your pic, are you biting your top lip a little bit? 
Quote: Scottidog @ July 27 2009, 7:06 PM BSTIm thinking of actually changing mine to just a picture of a massive cock, and then start a thread 'Who wants to play cock conkers?'
Are you the sort to varnish your cock though?
Quote: Leevil @ July 27 2009, 7:07 PM BSTAre you the sort to varnish your cock though?
No.
Choke.
Quote: Scottidog @ July 27 2009, 7:06 PM BSTDolly, in your pic, are you biting your top lip a little bit?
I have an overbite. 
Quote: Dolly Dagger @ July 27 2009, 7:08 PM BSTI have an overbite.
An overbite you say, that sounds painful to me.
Quote: don rushmore @ July 27 2009, 7:06 PM BSTShe is extremely attractive. Although she probably doesn't believe me when I say that.
Do you photograph better than you look in real life, Dolly?
Quote: Tim Walker @ July 27 2009, 6:55 PM BSTBit harsh, and ultimately an opinion best left unshared?
Is it not general knowledge that I'm not exactly enamoured by the talents of most?
Quote: Marc P @ July 27 2009, 4:54 PM BSTYeah but any thread with the word apotheosis and no mention of certain sitcoms has got to be good thing.
<3 that word. I'll regret getting involved in this thread, but had to say it.
Quote: Aaron @ July 27 2009, 6:45 PM BSTbecause I think they're (almost all) shit, unfunny writers too.
So you were faking your 
all this time? And here I was leaving a space after my colon just for you. I feel betrayed. 
What? So you could digest his laughter more slowly?
(Biologically inaccurate, I know.)
My colon:Aaron
My colon: Aaron
Now I'm going to have a period .
A late one.
Quote: Scatterbrained Floozy @ July 27 2009, 8:13 PM BSTA late one.
I don't want to have Leevil's monkey baby...again!
Quote: Renegade Carpark @ July 27 2009, 8:05 PM BSTSo you were faking your
There's a world of difference between an amusing or witty remark in any-old-thread, and a planned and considered scripted piece of writing as might be posted in Critique, or even - God forbid - submitted to a production company.