Hang a bloody great big pair of pear shaped balls between our legs when he could so easily have tucked them inside out of view?
The Lord may act in many strange ways but surely that decision takes the biscuit - unless you know better of course. 
What on earth possessed the Lord to...
They need to be at a certain temperature, below the body's own.
Quote: blackdahlia1 @ July 27 2009, 1:38 PM BSTThe Lord may act in many strange ways but surely that decision takes the biscuit - unless you know better of course.
Yes I do know better. The decision that took the biscuit was when the Lord allowed your father (wherever he is) to begat thee - minus balls, pear-shaped or otherwise, I suspect!
Quote: Morrace @ July 27 2009, 1:51 PM BSTYes I do know better. The decision that took the biscuit was when the Lord allowed your father (wherever he is) to begat thee - minus balls, pear-shaped or otherwise, I suspect!
Oh dear, oh dear. I know blackdahlia1 is new and has never seen an emoticon before, but calling him a eunuch with an absentee father is a bit much.
Apologise at once. (Or not, don't really care).
Dear God, somebody put a stop to this user! The forum looks like an explosion in a sperm bank.
Quote: David Bussell @ July 27 2009, 2:01 PM BSTDear God, somebody put a stop to this user! The forum looks like an explosion in a sperm bank.
Poor Ellie will have another 10,000 threads to read if this carries on!
Quote: Robert D @ July 27 2009, 2:04 PM BSTPoor Ellie will have another 10,000 threads to read if this carries on!
Yeah, and she's got it bad enough, now that the Doctor Who thread's been bumped!
Quote: john lucas 101 @ July 27 2009, 2:05 PM BSTYeah, and she's got it bad enough, now that the Doctor Who thread's been bumped!
Poor Ellie. 
The big question is - have you ever got diarrhea on your nuts whilst being paid to have a wank?
Just the once. Next.
Quote: Renegade Carpark @ July 27 2009, 2:10 PM BSTThe big question is - have you ever got diarrhea on your nuts whilst being paid to have a wank?
Just the once. Next.
It'll appear in a second.
Quote: Robert D @ July 27 2009, 2:07 PM BSTPoor Ellie.
Indeed... and that's why I love you regulars... you can feel my pain!
It's okay though, BlackD's said he's going to be a little more careful from now on!
Quote: EllieJP @ July 27 2009, 2:50 PM BSTIt's okay though, BlackD's said he's going to be a little more careful from now on!
Only a couple of hundred a day now then?
Quote: EllieJP @ July 27 2009, 2:50 PM BSTIndeed... and that's why I love you regulars... you can feel my pain!
It's okay though, BlackD's said he's going to be a little more careful from now on!
Thank you Ellie, I was feeling rather intimidated for a micro second
Quote: blackdahlia1 @ July 27 2009, 2:52 PM BSTThank you Ellie, I was feeling rather intimidated for a micro second
You should never feel 'intimidated' on here. Never, ever.
Quote: Robert D @ July 27 2009, 2:51 PM BSTOnly a couple of hundred a day now then?
I take this back.
Quote: blackdahlia1 @ July 27 2009, 2:52 PM BSTI was feeling rather intimidated for a micro second
I get the same way with sex.