Don Rushmore Leaves The BCG Page 10

Quote: Morrace @ July 27 2009, 2:19 AM BST

'Attention seeking whore!' 'Good riddance', 'Why can't Don Rushmore just f**king leave?' - these are just some of the comments made recently in the 'Don Rushmore Leaves The BCG' thread. Many an afternoon has been enjoyed by families, bonding over the discussion of Baron Rushmore's departure. Think back to the first time you ever heard of Sir Don. Underestimate The Duke of Armageddon at your peril!

A society without Sir Donald is like a society without knowledge; in that it is crunchy on the outside but soft in the middle. It is rumoured that annual military budgets world-wide are driven entirely by Lord Rushmore. A balanced approach to Donny Rushmore helps to provide some sort of equilibrium in this world of ever changing, always yearning chaos. Sir Donald Rushmore has, and will continue to be a major influence on The British Comedy Guide.

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Thank you for the kind words, Morrace.

There are some big hitters on this site; and you, sir, are one of them.

If nothing else, this thread has at least brought you out of retirement. And I for one am delighted to have you back.

Don

Quote: don rushmore @ July 27 2009, 2:34 AM BST

Thank you for the kind words, Morrace.

There are some big hitters on this site; and you, sir, are one of them.

If nothing else, this thread has at least brought you out of retirement. And I for one am delighted to have you back.

Don

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You 'outed' me Don. Thanks for the opportunity!

Oh - and thanks for your kind words. (Did I write that out loud?)

Jesus, why don't you two kiss and get it over with.

Well, I'm glad it's all settled. One big plus is the 'chemistry' (if I can call it that) remains the same plus my favourite Alien avatar is back.
Morrace

Quote: RubyMae - Glamourous Snowdrop at Large @ July 23 2009, 11:08 PM BST

I only know two people who can apologise to everyone and then insult them again and one of them is my Mother.

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Oi! I had a man covered in broken glass crawl over me several hundred times to try and make up.

Quote: Tim Walker @ July 24 2009, 12:06 AM BST

But I've never been on the receiving end of the nasty.

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You should go out on the town with the Slaggs. I'm developing a resistance to rohipnol.

Quote: Chappers @ July 24 2009, 1:40 AM BST

I couldn't be arsed to look.

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Sherlock Holmes rewritten for the 21st Century.

Quote: David Bussell @ July 24 2009, 10:23 AM BST

Why would anyone want to hit a barn door with a banjo?

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Quote: sootyj @ July 24 2009, 10:29 AM BST

You sir know nothing of kinky sex.

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That, and the traditional way to play Bluegrass.

Quote: Matthew Stott @ July 27 2009, 8:55 AM BST

Jesus, why don't you two kiss and get it over with.

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'Jesus, why don't you two kiss
And get it over with?' he said
Jealousy had overcome him
As he read the Rushmore thread

His tube of Male Bonding empty
Squeezed dry and tossed aside
Wasted on those he thought
Would want a young backside

If only he could find someone
To give him tender love
But all he has is lubricant
And a well-worn rubber glove

Quote: Morrace @ July 27 2009, 10:44 AM BST

'Jesus, why don't you two kiss
And get it over with?' he said
Jealousy had overcome him
As he read the Rushmore thread

His tube of Male Bonding empty
Squeezed dry and tossed aside
Wasted on those he thought
Would want a young backside

If only he could find someone
To give him tender love
But all he has is lubricant
And a well-worn rubber glove

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Look, whether Don stays or not has no impact on my life at all, I don't really care either way. It just annoys me how people attention seek by posting a long thread about why they are leaving when nobody actually cares that much.

Don acted like a real knob a week or so ago when someone posted a thread asking for advice on something they needed help with, therefore I have no time for him whatsoever, despite how he seems to be licking everyone's arse at the moment.

I've never witnessed fawning on this website until stumbling over the last few posts on this thread.

Quote: Jacob Loves Comedy @ July 27 2009, 10:54 AM BST

Look, whether Don stays or not has no impact on my life at all...

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Quote: Jacob Loves Comedy @ July 27 2009, 10:54 AM BST

Look, whether Don stays or not has no impact on my life at all, I don't really care either way. It just annoys me how people attention seek by posting a long thread about why they are leaving when nobody actually cares that much.

Don acted like a real knob a week or so ago when someone posted a thread asking for advice on something they needed help with, therefore I have no time for him whatsoever, despite how he seems to be licking everyone's arse at the moment.

I've never witnessed fawning on this website until stumbling over the last few posts on this thread.

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*Rob only put an emoticon in*

Seriously though, if you're not bothered, much like me, then why are you going on about it. There's plenty more threads in the sea.

Quote: Robert D @ July 27 2009, 10:57 AM BST

Seriously though, if you're not bothered, much like me, then why are you going on about it. There's plenty more threads in the sea.

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True.

Morning, Jacob.

Quote: Jacob Loves Comedy @ July 27 2009, 10:54 AM BST

I've never witnessed fawning on this website until stumbling over the last few posts on this thread.

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I've been away a few days. I don't like people leaving. However, if people break the rules and get banned then it's another matter but I still prefer that situation never arose in the first instance.

Quote: Jacob Loves Comedy @ July 27 2009, 10:54 AM BST

he seems to be licking everyone's arse at the moment.

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When it comes to 'arse' - Sir Don Rushmore is an expert at licking or kicking.

Hmmmmmm.....after reading the end of this thread it seems to me that don rushmore and Morrace could be one of the same person.

After reading don's initial post and having read some of his posts in the past I kind of wish he would have just left straight after positing his exit. I agree with others on here, perhaps just wanted to attention seek. Some people.

Quote: Lord Meldrum @ July 27 2009, 11:19 AM BST

Hmmmmmm.....after reading the end of this thread it seems to me that don rushmore and Morrace could be one of the same person.

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Lord Meldrum, please read this: https://www.comedy.co.uk/forums/thread/12985