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Quote: Dolly Dagger @ July 24 2009, 9:17 PM BST

Oi! I mentioned cooking because it's one fo the few things I actually do ok (and I like food).

Oh no, Mum's mad! Errr

*scampers off*

Quote: Tim Walker @ July 24 2009, 8:51 PM BST

Marc's a writer, so I guess it had to go through several re-writes and drafts before being posted.

True Tim, and I am sure he will come up with something funnier... alhough with some more consideration, Maybe a few more minutes.

No surely...

Really...

I'm making dinner tonight.
Dog of the Hot ala BBQ.

A little classic here -

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Oooh, Betty!

When you come out of Birmingham New Street station and go up the escalators there's a Tesco Express on the right. And in it is a gorgeous young black girl. I love buying food from her. :$

Quote: chipolata @ July 27 2009, 10:16 AM BST

When you come out of Birmingham New Street station...

Turn around go back into the station and get on any train that is leaving as fast as you can.

Quote: Marc P @ July 27 2009, 10:20 AM BST

Turn around go back into the station and get on any train that is leaving as fast as you can.

:D

Although as Doctors Chief Writer in Residence, I'd imagine you've been through New Street a fair few times.

Quote: chipolata @ July 27 2009, 10:21 AM BST

:D

Although as Doctors Chief Writer in Residence, I'd imagine you've been through New Street a fair few times.

Exactly! :D

Actually the good thing about Doctors is you don't have to go in all done on phone and email and I only go up there for the beanfeasts and jollities which will have been severly cut back on now!

Quote: chipolata @ July 27 2009, 10:16 AM BST

When you come out of Birmingham New Street station and go up the escalators there's a Tesco Express on the right. And in it is a gorgeous young black girl. I love buying food from her. :$

Is it because she's in her rightful place, serving the white man?

Katie Green

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-1202631/How-DOES-Lembit-unlikely-Lothario-strikes-With-younger-model.html

What IS Lembit's secret? Huh?

Quote: chipolata @ July 28 2009, 1:29 PM BST

Katie Green

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-1202631/How-DOES-Lembit-unlikely-Lothario-strikes-With-younger-model.html

What IS Lembit's secret? Huh?

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Quote: Marc P @ July 28 2009, 1:32 PM BST
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If that tape measures anything to go by, she's actually quite tiny then.

Must be a tape measure made by a man.... 6 inches aye? Wahey!

Quote: EllieJP @ July 28 2009, 1:34 PM BST

Must be a tape measure made by a man.... 6 inches aye? Wahey!

Eh?

Quote: chipolata @ July 28 2009, 1:34 PM BST

If that tape measures anything to go by, she's actually quite tiny then.

She would suit my small penis perfectly.

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