I'm up, awake and watching breakfast news on BBC One.
The woman looks a little like Will Smith.
I was up at 5, to pick my folks up and take them to Birmingham airport.
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I was jarred awake by the sounds of screaming neighbors across the way. We had an ambulance, firetruck, and a couple police cars in the parking lot all with lights ablazing. No idea what was going on, hopefully something bad, nobody likes them. They use the word f**k so much that it doesn't even make sense in their sentences and it loses all its potency.
Quote: AndreaLynne @ July 26 2009, 10:23 AM BSTI was jarred awake by the sounds of screaming neighbors across the way. We had an ambulance, firetruck, and a couple police cars in the parking lot all with lights ablazing. No idea what was going on, hopefully something bad, nobody likes them. They use the word f**k so much that it doesn't even make sense in their sentences and it loses all its potency.
We all have neighbours like that but if I wished for my neighbours' flat to burn down I would be in serious shit as they are on the ground floor!
Bemused.
Full.
Is hungry.
Is eating egg sandwiches. Yum.
Oooo.
Having a beer with some chips and salsa before heading to the office for a few hours.
Quote: chipolata @ July 24 2009, 10:02 AM BST
No, I was going to call the RSPCA. Although to be honest he looked like he was going off to die. Animals do that.
Nooooo! Call Cats Protection!
www.cats.org.uk http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/8108278.stm
Quote: Dolly Dagger @ July 25 2009, 8:01 PM BSTand baby's have
>_<
Quote: sootyj @ July 25 2009, 10:06 PM BSTAnd rather grey at the moment I suspect.
He's Pakistani?
Quote: sootyj @ July 25 2009, 10:27 PM BSTI've got 20 quid? Now we've established the principle let's fix a price.
Ben is looking forward to his mid-morning sausage roll.
Chipolata's just taken his cat to the vet and discovered he no longer has to feed him special urinary-tract-friendly food, which his cat hates! 
What sort of cat is it, chip? Is it fat? I LOVE fat cats!
Quote: Ben @ July 27 2009, 10:17 AM BSTWhat sort of cat is it, chip? Is it fat? I LOVE fat cats!
He's just a common or garden moggy. He used to be pretty fat but he's getting quite old now and has lost a lot of weight since his heyday. He's got a skin condition as well which means he's quite scabby at times, with bald patches. I still love the old boot, though!
Quote: chipolata @ July 27 2009, 10:20 AM BSTHe's just a common or garden moggy. He used to be pretty fat but he's getting quite old now and has lost a lot of weight since his heyday. He's got a skin condition as well which means he's quite scabby at times, with bald patches. I still love the old boot, though!
Finally, the kind and caring side of chipolata is revealed to the world!
Not that I ever doubted it, of course, but millions did.