Sly Love With A Midnight Creeper...0200-0700 Shift Page 27

*Andrea and Tim chuckle at Rob, knowing that he has a lot to learn about a lot*

I feel quite paternal to the lad in some ways.

Yeah, same here, but in that mom or sophisticated older neighbor-lady way.

Hey, watch out, I've seen 'The Graduate', you know...

Yeah, me too. However, I've never flashed the girls at anyone. I did have one of my son's 12 year old friends hit on me the other day. He asked me how old I was and if I'd consider dating a younger man. It was adorable.

Well, you could very well make Rob's year if you did.

(Anyway, it's all a bit odd, but I appear to have just got engaged to Linda on another thread. Great news and everything, only I have the sneaky feeling that her heart's not really in it.)

Yeah, I don't think he'll get a peek at home tonight.

Quote: Tim Walker @ July 27 2009, 2:59 AM BST

Well, you could very well make Rob's year if you did.

(Anyway, it's all a bit odd, but I appear to have just got engaged to Linda on another thread. Great news and everything, only I have the sneaky feeling that her heart's not really in it.)

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Sorry to hear that. Women can be so fickle. I could give you one of those wise old chestnuts about more fish in the sea or the one about God and the window, but it's all been overdone.

To be honest, and don't tell her this, it's something of a relief actually. I may be old fashioned, but I don't think that being able to guess that a woman is thinking about swine flu is a strong enough basis for a marriage.

I'm sure she'll understand. Perhaps you could tell her for me? (Be gentle.)

EDIT: It's too late, no going back now. Oh well, I'm sure I'll get used to the idea.

EDIT 2: She's called it off! I really need a shoulder to cry on....

Oh, she's gone.

Ho-hum.

*nonchalantly turns on porn film*

Quote: Tim Walker @ July 27 2009, 3:06 AM BST

To be honest, and don't tell her this, it's something of a relief actually. I may be old fashioned, but I don't think that being able to guess that a woman is thinking about swine flu is a strong enough basis for a marriage.

I'm sure she'll understand. Perhaps you could tell her for me? (Be gentle.)

EDIT: It's too late, no going back now. Oh well, I'm sure I'll get used to the idea.

EDIT 2: She's called it off! I really need a shoulder to cry on....

Oh, she's gone.

Ho-hum.

*nonchalantly turns on porn film*

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Still here. Internet keeps cutting in and out. I wouldn't bail on ya.

*quickly turns off TV*

Oh, hi there!

You don't watch the stuff on TV, do you? That porn is terrible!

Well, er, um, no... erm...

Well, good. I hope not, because that would just be pathetic...sorry, didn't mean to sound insensitive, what with your broken heart and all.

I'm getting over the pain...

*lip stiffens*

I've got over the pain.

That's better. So when do return to actual work?