Quote: Linda La Hughes @ July 27 2009, 2:25 AM BSTIf you get down on one knee and show me a big bauble, I might consider it.
*Tim does as he is told*
I wish I had... Page 5
Quote: Linda La Hughes @ July 27 2009, 2:25 AM BSTIf you get down on one knee and show me a big bauble, I might consider it.
*rubs sore knee*
*kneels down*
*whips out big bauble*
Quote: Tim Walker @ July 27 2009, 2:29 AM BST*whips out big bauble*
Thread viewers vomit in unison.
(Yah got to use lots of emoticons!)
*looks at watch* 
Quote: Tim Walker @ July 27 2009, 2:29 AM BST*rubs sore knee*
*kneels down*
*whips out big bauble*
Would you be offended if I wanted to exchange it for something even bigger?
Not at all... something like a cooker or a fridge? I know how you ladies like those kitchen-y sort of things.
EDIT: Oh! I get it. No, sure, so long as I can watch. 
Quote: Tim Walker @ July 27 2009, 2:39 AM BSTNot at all... something like a cooker or a fridge? I know how you ladies like those kitchen-y sort of things.
EDIT: Oh! I get it. No, sure, so long as I can watch.
Of course you can. I have a very generous nature.
OK, in that case, I'll just go and tell Mother, she'll be thrilled! <3
Quote: Tim Walker @ July 27 2009, 2:48 AM BSTOK, in that case, I'll just go and tell Mother, she'll be thrilled! <3
So will mine!
Well that about wraps it up then... er... do we have to set a date now, or...?
Quote: Tim Walker @ July 27 2009, 2:57 AM BSTWell that about wraps it up then... er... do we have to set a date now, or...?
No, leave that up to me. I will let you know when.
There are a few more hoops you have to jump through first.
Quote: Linda La Hughes @ July 27 2009, 3:04 AM BSTNo, leave that up to me. I will let you know when.
There are a few more hoops you have to jump through first.
OK then...
*tentative kiss*
See you around, er, babes...
Quote: Tim Walker @ July 27 2009, 3:08 AM BSTOK then...
*tentative kiss*
See you around, er, babes...
That is not the response I was looking for.
All this time we spent together and you still can't read my mind?
This engagement is off!
*Runs home to Mother*
Quote: Linda La Hughes @ July 27 2009, 1:36 AM BSTThe ability to read a man's mind.
It really is very simple -
If we're hungry, then we want to eat.
If we're tired, then we want to sleep.
If we're horny, then we want to shag.
If we drink, then we want to get drunk.
We do not want to talk about any of these things in great detail, we just want to do them. Attempting to have a conversation with us when we are hungry, tired, horny or drunk is futile.
That's how arguments start. 