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Sly Love With A Midnight Creeper...0200-0700 Shift Page 26

*lights up flat*

Oh shit.

*Dials 999*

*comes back with old brand of cigarettes*
*lights up*
*blows smoke rings that make Tim's look like shit*

*drinks battery acid*

*blows smoke rings back at Andrea which frankly are disappointing*

*injects Red Bull into scotal vein*

*sniffs thread*
*falls back into beauty coma*

Quote: Leevil @ July 27 2009, 2:22 AM BST

*drinks battery acid*

Woah.

*Drinks liquid nitrogen*

And then... Angelic

*inhales nitric oxide*

*staggers around thread laughing uncontrollably*

Quote: Tim Walker @ July 27 2009, 2:26 AM BST

*inhales nitric oxide*

*staggers around thread laughing uncontrollably*

*Visits other thread to see marriage acceptance* >_<

*notices that Rob has walked into broom closet instead of going out the door*

Quote: AndreaLynne @ July 27 2009, 2:28 AM BST

*notices that Rob has walked into broom closet instead of going out the door*

*Rob quietly sneaks back in to use front door*

*Andrea tussles Rob's hair and he gives her an "Awe shucks" smile*

Quote: AndreaLynne @ July 27 2009, 2:30 AM BST

*Andrea tussles Rob's hair and he gives her an "Awe shucks" smile*

*Andrea pulls Rob's hair and tell him what a stupid prat he is*

OK, so now young Robert's gone...

*opens suitcase full of pharmaceuticals*

*puts song 'White Rabbit' on hi-fi*

*switches on red lightbulb*

*Actually, Andrea hands Rob a long handled mirror so he can go home and be the best creepy little peeping tom that he can be.*

*passes Rob a pair of night-vision goggles and a bottle of chloroform to go with Andrea's pressie*

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