*lights up flat*
Oh shit.
*Dials 999*
Sly Love With A Midnight Creeper...0200-0700 Shift Page 26
*comes back with old brand of cigarettes*
*lights up*
*blows smoke rings that make Tim's look like shit*
*drinks battery acid*
*blows smoke rings back at Andrea which frankly are disappointing*
*injects Red Bull into scotal vein*
*sniffs thread*
*falls back into beauty coma*
Quote: Leevil @ July 27 2009, 2:22 AM BST*drinks battery acid*
Woah.
*Drinks liquid nitrogen*
And then... 
*inhales nitric oxide*
*staggers around thread laughing uncontrollably*
Quote: Tim Walker @ July 27 2009, 2:26 AM BST*inhales nitric oxide*
*staggers around thread laughing uncontrollably*
*Visits other thread to see marriage acceptance* >_<
*notices that Rob has walked into broom closet instead of going out the door*
Quote: AndreaLynne @ July 27 2009, 2:28 AM BST*notices that Rob has walked into broom closet instead of going out the door*
*Rob quietly sneaks back in to use front door*
*Andrea tussles Rob's hair and he gives her an "Awe shucks" smile*
Quote: AndreaLynne @ July 27 2009, 2:30 AM BST*Andrea tussles Rob's hair and he gives her an "Awe shucks" smile*
*Andrea pulls Rob's hair and tell him what a stupid prat he is*
OK, so now young Robert's gone...
*opens suitcase full of pharmaceuticals*
*puts song 'White Rabbit' on hi-fi*
*switches on red lightbulb*
*Actually, Andrea hands Rob a long handled mirror so he can go home and be the best creepy little peeping tom that he can be.*
*passes Rob a pair of night-vision goggles and a bottle of chloroform to go with Andrea's pressie*