Quote: Robert D @ July 27 2009, 1:47 AM BSTI wish I had a way of listening in on Loz's bedroom right now. About 90 minutes ago she brought home a girl, and a rented DVD but I bet they ain't watching it... or maybe they are. Too excited.
*sends Rob a webcam*
Quote: roscoff @ July 27 2009, 1:49 AM BSTLet me see... you're thinking about not getting that luminous green dress with black stripes you saw in that charity shop but instead the pair of 1942 diamond earings that you saw in that antique shop yesterday. How did I do?
Not even close, but you have given me an idea.
Quote: Leevil @ July 27 2009, 1:53 AM BST*sends Rob a webcam*
Damn Royal Mail! Hurry up! 
Quote: Linda La Hughes @ July 27 2009, 1:53 AM BSTNot even close, but you have given me an idea.
I was so sure 
. Give me another go? Purple Aardvarks?
Quote: Robert D @ July 27 2009, 1:47 AM BSTI wish I had a way of listening in on Loz's bedroom right now. About 90 minutes ago she brought home a girl, and a rented DVD but I bet they ain't watching it... or maybe they are. Too excited.
Anywho... damn, anyhow, I think it's bedtime once again. Just... need... to... find... a... way... of... seeing... Loz. I stay up a bit longer. I'll turn the lights out so she might go to the kitchen naked or something. Damn, I'm getting to hopeful now.
Quote: don rushmore @ July 27 2009, 1:56 AM BST
Wow. Is that where you live?
Why not hide in the fridge with your winkle out, in case she goes for a midnight snack?
Quote: Tim Walker @ July 27 2009, 1:58 AM BSTWhy not hide in the fridge with your winkle out, in case she goes for a midnight snack?
Sounds good. 
Quote: Robert D @ July 27 2009, 1:57 AM BSTWow. Is that where you live?
Quote: Tim Walker @ July 27 2009, 1:58 AM BSTWhy not hide in the fridge with your winkle out, in case she goes for a midnight snack?
It won't work. I'm sure she's been munching all night.
Quote: Leevil @ July 27 2009, 2:01 AM BSTIt won't work. I'm sure she's been munching all night.
Chapman would be proud of you.
Quote: Robert D @ July 27 2009, 1:51 AM BSTI'm saying... you got it completely wrong and now you're going to get the silent treatment because you can't mind read.
Oh, I don't use the silent treatment. It is never punishment for a man. It is usually welcomed.
Quote: Leevil @ July 27 2009, 2:01 AM BSTIt won't work. I'm sure she's been munching all night.
I'm not so sure. The lights are out. 
Quote: Linda La Hughes @ July 27 2009, 2:02 AM BSTOh, I don't use the silent treatment. It is never punishment for a man. It is usually welcomed.
Too true! Too true! You're good. 
Dress yourself in a white suit, shirt and trousers, then turn off all the lights and go and do a ski-sit in the bathroom. She might get up in the middle of the night, come in and piss on you.
Quote: Tim Walker @ July 27 2009, 2:04 AM BSTDress yourself in a white suit, shirt and trousers, then turn off all the lights and go and do a ski-sit in the bathroom. She might get up in the middle of the night and piss on you.
Now that is one thing that really doesn't turn me on. That, in my opinion is bloody disgusting. 