The ability to read a woman's mind. Oh wait, they expect us to do that anyway! 
I wish I had... Page 2
Quote: Linda La Hughes @ July 27 2009, 1:36 AM BSTThe ability to read a man's mind.
That's easy. Just look at his crotch.
Quote: Tim Walker @ July 27 2009, 12:47 AM BSTHow exciting were you expecting a dictionary definition to be, Balf?
Something with guns, a spaceship, and maybe boobs. The OED can be so dreary.
Definiton of 'cool' - Han Solo. That's what I'd say if I was writing it.
Quote: Tim Walker @ July 27 2009, 1:38 AM BSTThat's easy. Just look at his crotch.
That's no excuse, Tim.
*crosses legs*
*watches Leevil do his Basict Instinct move, salivating*
Quote: Tim Walker @ July 27 2009, 1:38 AM BSTThat's easy. Just look at his crotch.
It doesn't all come down to his crotch, does it?
/P\
Quote: Robert D @ July 27 2009, 1:37 AM BSTThe ability to read a woman's mind. Oh wait, they expect us to do that anyway!
Yes, yes we do!
Quote: Linda La Hughes @ July 27 2009, 1:45 AM BSTYes, yes we do!
Care to explain why...
Just asking as this is the perfect time to find out. 
Quote: Linda La Hughes @ July 27 2009, 1:43 AM BSTIt doesn't all come down to his crotch, does it?
If you're really lucky it comes down to his knee.
I wish I had a way of listening in on Loz's bedroom right now. About 90 minutes ago she brought home a girl, and a rented DVD but I bet they ain't watching it... or maybe they are. Too excited.
Quote: Linda La Hughes @ July 27 2009, 1:45 AM BSTYes, yes we do!
Let me see... you're thinking about not getting that luminous green dress with black stripes you saw in that charity shop but instead the pair of 1942 diamond earings that you saw in that antique shop yesterday. How did I do?
Quote: Tim Walker @ July 27 2009, 1:46 AM BSTIf you're really lucky it comes down to his knee.
It's not the size of the wand, it is the magic it weaves. 
Quote: Linda La Hughes @ July 27 2009, 1:49 AM BSTIt's not the size of the wand, it is the magic it weaves.
Will you marry me? <3
Quote: roscoff @ July 27 2009, 1:49 AM BSTLet me see... you're thinking about not getting that luminous green dress with black stripes you saw in that charity shop but instead the pair of 1942 diamond earings that you saw in that antique shop yesterday. How did I do?
I'm saying... you got it completely wrong and now you're going to get the silent treatment because you can't mind read.