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I wish I had...

Seen Buddy Holly live

Seen Max Miller live

Learned to ride a motor bike

:)

..no regrets.

Money to burn.

Listened to more Megadeth.

Fought harder for a girl ten years ago.

Found out what 'antidisestablishmentarianism' actually means.

Tried prawns sooner.

A Time Machine.

I wish I had something to worry about.

Doo-be-doo-be-doo, rat-ta-ta, tum-te-tum. Being stress-free is sooooo boring!

Quote: Balf @ July 27 2009, 12:17 AM BST

Found out what 'antidisestablishmentarianism' actually means.

http://www.google.co.uk/search?q=define%3Aantidisestablishmentarianism

Not made that drunken phone call that night, 7 years ago. :(

...a hammer.

Amnesia.

Quote: Aaron @ July 27 2009, 12:40 AM BST

...a hammer.

No, see, that's 'If I had' not 'I wish I had'

Unless you have some nails or some GBH in mind? :O

Quote: Aaron @ July 27 2009, 12:33 AM BST

http://www.google.co.uk/search?q=define%3Aantidisestablishmentarianism

Not as interesting as I thought it would be.

Quote: Timbo @ July 27 2009, 12:41 AM BST

Amnesia.

What?

Quote: Balf @ July 27 2009, 12:43 AM BST

Not as interesting as I thought it would be.

How exciting were you expecting a dictionary definition to be, Balf?

A life.

The ability to read a man's mind.

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