Do you do anything that others may consider to be mad or just plain weird?
If so, then why do it at all?
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Quote: blackdahlia1 @ July 26 2009, 11:32 PM BSTDo you do anything that others may consider to be mad or just plain weird?
Probably.
Quote: blackdahlia1 @ July 26 2009, 11:32 PM BSTIf so, then why do it at all?
Because I don't give a f**k what other people think.
It's afternoon sun here and 102 degrees. Off to mow and risk a heart attack and heatstroke. 
Quote: DaButt @ July 27 2009, 12:44 AM BSTIt's afternoon sun here and 102 degrees. Off to mow and risk a heart attack and heatstroke.
Just get a goat.
I keep a pet rat, that usually splits people down the middle.
I'm an armed and loaded bacteriological weapon. I circumcise Jews from Mars with my teeth whilst changing tyres with my erect penis. I swim the Bermuda Triangle without getting wet! I live with my mum.
I like to eat my museli with only a small drop or so of milk, so that it only just moist. I'm crazy me! 
Quote: blackdahlia1 @ July 26 2009, 11:32 PM BSTDo you do anything that others may consider to be mad or just plain weird?
If so, then why do it at all?
A lot of people think I am weird because I can't bear the sun. Walking in it, sitting in it. I avoid the beach on sunny days, but love it, in the coolness of winter. I cannot understand my friends who are like heat seeking missiles. Literally baking themselves into leathery, dried up, old prunes.
In case any of my friends are reading this; "I am not talking about you. Am I still invited to the barbie next Sunday?"
This is considered weird by some; I love dark, dingy, smoke filled pubs. However, now that smoking is banned in all pubs and clubs, that particular pleasure is but a distant memory.
I have many other madnesses and weirdnesses, but they are not suitable subjects for expression in this forum. 
The sun warms your blood and gives you energy. Or something less cheesy.
Quote: Leevil @ July 27 2009, 12:59 AM BSTThe sun warms your blood and gives you energy.
I think you're confusing the sun with 'Ready Brek', Dr Leevil.
Quote: Tim Walker @ July 27 2009, 1:01 AM BSTI think you're confusing the sun with 'Ready Brek', Dr Leevil.
When I'm bored I think up really weird improbable situations and how I would deal with them.
Examples -
What if zombies attacked right now, where would I go, what would I do?
If I became locked in my flat, how long would I be able to survive with the provisions I have in the kitchen? Would I get to the stage where I would gladly drink ketchup and cooking oil?
If I were to go on Mastermind, what would be my specialist subjects?
Oh and my other weird hobby is to open the dishwasher door as soon as it's done and inhale the detergent steam - I like the smell, ditto for Launderettes.
The usual mad crap.
Are you a stoner? 
Quote: Renegade Carpark @ July 27 2009, 1:12 AM BSTWhat if zombies attacked right now, where would I go, what would I do?
The answers to all your questions...
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Zombie_Survival_Guide
Rule number 1: get yourself a crowbar.
I prefer the Husquvarna chain saw, in standard orange. Best for zombies.