Your life is a bit too weird, my dear... 
Yourself in three sentences... Page 3
Quote: AndreaLynne @ July 27 2009, 12:51 AM BSTI worked with a guy who referred to himself as Jimbo, all the time. Jimbo's gonna ask you on a date. Jimbo's gotta take a leak, you get the idea.
This is reminiscent of the Seinfeld episode with 'Jimmy'. 'These are Jimmy's shoes' etc.
Quote: AndreaLynne @ July 27 2009, 12:51 AM BSTJimbo's gonna ask you on a date. Jimbo's gotta take a leak
He is romantic.
Incredibly handsome.
Incredibly rich.
Pathological Liar.
Quote: Renegade Carpark @ July 27 2009, 12:58 AM BSTPathological Liar.
*raises eyebrow*
I don't believe you.
Quote: Tim Walker @ July 27 2009, 12:54 AM BSTYour life is a bit too weird, my dear...
I wouldn't trade the weirdness for anything...
Tim understands. Tim's nodding his head. Tim's off for a leak...
Quote: Tim Walker @ July 27 2009, 1:10 AM BSTTim understands. Tim's nodding his head. Tim's off for a leak...
Not on the carpet!
Oh, Jimbo offered to take me to a tractor pull once. Jimbo told me he had a massive penis. Yes everyone, Jimbo was a romantic. And where is Jimbo now? In prison, where Jimbo is some big angry guy's bitch.
Quote: AndreaLynne @ July 27 2009, 1:12 AM BSTOh, Jimbo offered to take me to a tractor pull once. Jimbo told me he had a massive penis. Yes everyone, Jimbo was a romantic. And where is Jimbo now? In prison, where Jimbo is some big angry guy's bitch.
Yes, yes, but is it over between you two?
Sounds like Uncle Jimbo to me... 
Quote: Leevil @ July 27 2009, 1:13 AM BSTSounds like Uncle Jimbo to me...
Your Uncle Jimbo, Lee? The one whose house mysteriously burnt down?
Quote: AndreaLynne @ July 27 2009, 12:47 AM BSTYes, sorry, running on no sleep and my kids are distracting me.
Beat them. Beat them hard. It worked for my kids. Except for the slurred speach and the stuttering.
Quote: Tim Walker @ July 27 2009, 1:13 AM BSTYes, yes, but is it over between you two?
Yes, Jimbo's brand of specialness wasn't for me. 
Quote: Tim Walker @ July 27 2009, 1:14 AM BSTYour Uncle Jimbo, Lee? The one whose house mysteriously burnt down?
We don't talk about him.